The cat was a liability, so we had to take care of it...

[starrbeams]

"So I'm at this party...and me and my friend are walking upstairs by this bedroom, and we open the door a little bit, and this cat starts pulling at it. The cat was really stong, and it was opening the door, so we hurried up and shut it. We wanted to fuck with it so we found some nacho cheese, and we wanted to see if the cat would eat it. We slid

Comments

[imbellettato]

i tried calling you saturday to let you know were my party was but it said it was disconnected.

[starrbeams]

Strange...my phone wasnt disconnected, as far as I know.
I hope you had fun though!

[imbellettato]

oh i did...it may happen again who knows. maybe thats a reason why i hate canada, cause i can't make phones calls there...and its bright as fuck there

[chocolatethunda]

i drove my first tow-truck in 8th grade.

[starrbeams]

Yeah, I get paid a lot of money to drive a tow truck, cause I'm really good at my job...

this is not anthony

[stopmeanytime]

this is the cat FROM HELLLLLLLLLLL!! i made your pizza shitty that one time and i am going to scratch your leg off too!!!!

Re: this is not anthony

[starrbeams]

Screw you cat, we called your manager!