The Clana Resolution Pool

Jan 31, 2009 15:39

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babettew54 February 1 2009, 01:33:44 UTC
Name/Nickname/Username: Babette
Your #1 Smallville Ship: Clark/Lois
I believe Clana resolves by the following means: 1. An unfortunate event involving Kryptonite

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starrylites February 1 2009, 17:03:08 UTC
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iamlillykane February 1 2009, 02:39:32 UTC
Name/Nickname/Username: lydia
Your #1 Smallville Ship: clois
I believe Clana resolves by the following means: a tragic incident involving kryptonite

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starrylites February 1 2009, 17:03:20 UTC
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htbthomas February 1 2009, 02:44:13 UTC
Name/Nickname/Username: htbthomas
Your #1 Smallville Ship: Clois
I believe Clana resolves by the following means:
An unfortunate event involving Kryptonite. Furthermore, I think she might even become SV's version of the Kryptonite Man.

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starrylites February 1 2009, 17:03:34 UTC
Oo, I like that idea.

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cyranothe2nd February 1 2009, 03:33:55 UTC
Name/Nickname/Username:Cyranothe2nd
Your #1 Smallville Ship:Clois
I believe Clana resolves by the following means:Lana loses her memory of the last 7 years and doesn't remember who Clark is. (I would really rather that she was run over by a car, but that won't happen on Lanaville)

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starrylites February 1 2009, 17:04:00 UTC
Besides, in Crackville getting run over by a car kills nobody, hah.

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blackwidow February 1 2009, 05:14:18 UTC
Name/Nickname/Username: fletcherism
Your #1 Smallville Ship: Clois
I believe Clana resolves by the following means: There is a threat against mankind, and the only way to stop it is if Lana sacrifices herself, because obviously Clark can't. He tries to stop her but she won't let him. She kisses him goodbye and they both start crying. Clark goes "No Lana *whines whines whines, and maybe whines some more*", and then Lana goes "Oh Clark, blah blah blah blah I will always love you blah blah blah", and then she runs off and gets herself killed while 90% of the fans scream "YES YES! KILL HER AGAIN! YES!". The End.

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starrylites February 1 2009, 17:04:30 UTC
I must say I was amused, ha. I made it a little more universally-ship friendly in the list, however :D

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adja999 February 1 2009, 22:26:20 UTC
I love this.
But if this happens... Clark will spend all his season brooding in his corner and maybe at the very end of the season we'll see him try to hold Lois' hand.
Dammit... They're so going to do that but I would like something more like... Lana's a big girl, she's become adult, I think and her 'maybe we weren't made to be together' speech made sence. So, I'll take over her brain and make her see the Clois when Lois is back and slap some sences into him. Like... "HELLO!! I know you like brunettes, but... oh hey, look who's a brunette now! And you obviously LOVE her."

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