NetZero Bastards

[starrynight7891]

*Right, so I was trying to call those NetZero people to cancel that free service whatever, and I spend probably 10 minutes talking to a machine and pushing buttons to start off with, when I finally get an actual human *Omg! shock shock!* on the phone. I tell her, I just want to cancel the service please. 'Would you like to extend your free trial?'

Comments

[motsatt]

Oh god, AOL is worse.

[hongerooskies]

i make up some bullshit that my computer is broken, or that I'm moving. XD

[motsatt]

The last one I used was-

"I'm moving, and my new house won't have a phone connection"
"What? When will you have a phone service."
"Doubtly ever."
"What?"
"Don't you get it, the whole point is to *not* have a phone service."
"Oh, sorry.. I'll cancel that for you"

Worked great.