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[starsandcigars]

Ahh. My first day off in a week. It's noon. I'm wearing pajamas. My wanger keeps flying out, but that's okay because my mom is almost blind. I've got new music and good news for my wallet. What more could I ask for?

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[on_my_period]

surfing on the left coast?

[starsandcigars]

yeah. i suppose i could ask to be transported far, far away from this god forsaken hellhole. but that would be pushing my good luck.

[on_my_period]

road trip, socal, huge waves, surfing, hot broads, good food, paradise, chyreck, you, me...

...C'MON!

[starsandcigars]

if you take enough caffeine pills and don't stop peddling, you can ride your bike to California in SEVEN DAYS.

[anonymous]

Who says wanger?

[wonderfulche]

Well Mr. Anonymous, I say wanger as well.

So that's two people right there.