..Contrary to what I thought, having infinite health cheat codes apparently don't make you immune to getting your throat ripped out by zombie dogs if you forget to mash the correct buttons.

God Chris, I am so sorry.

Okay.

So, I know where Billy is. Check.

I have temporary lodgings, but need to find something permanent.

Chris? Jill? Barry? Are any of you guys here?

Also, why is there so much fan fiction about me with this 'Carlos' guy? I don't even KNOW anyone named Carlos! .-.

So this is what happens when I fall asleep on airplanes bound for Paris, huh?

I've gotta say, this is the most lucid dream I've ever had. It's usually black-and-white, and poking myself doesn't hurt quite so

Oh hell this isn't a dream, is it?

I still can't believe no one believes us.

I join STARS, anticipating a bright future saving lives and stopping badguys, and this happens. Bummer I'm not even old enough to drink