One day, Kana was walking along on LJ and saw a strange shadow to the east. It was round, and rather large. She decided to walk up to it.
After taking only a few steps, se realized what it was! It was Internet Explorer, terror of the internet! Kana immediately ran bak to her journal and made a post.
GUYS I SAW INTERNET EXPLORER. IT WAS TO THE EAST.
Kao promptly commented back:
YOU LIE (◕_◕)
kana replies:
NO I DON'T!
Kao replies:
WE MUST RUN.
BUT HOW
Kana: I DON'T KNOW!
Kao: BY USING
OF COURSE.
Kana: THAT WON'T HELP
Kao: BUT HANDSOME DACING SQUIDWARD IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER!
Kana: ...NO.
Kao: WELL MAYBE WE CAN GET MR. SWIGGLEWORTHS TO HELP.
Kana: I DON'T THINK HE WILL HELP.
I can see it out the window. ಠvಠ I can see it in my dreams. ಠvಠ I can see it in your soul. ಠvಠ and even in your veins. ಠvಠ
Kao: THAT. IS SO. CREEPY.
OH YEAH WHICH WAY IS EAST?
Kana: *points* ಠvಠ
Kao: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH IT'S LIKE /RIGHT THERE/
Kana and Kao began running far to the west, telling everyone the news. They ran into a person from the alice nine. capslock community.
Capslock person:
LULZ!!!!! INTERNET EXPLORER!!!!!1!!1!!!11! 8D
Kao: NO ITS NOT FUNNY
Capslock person:
IT'S LULZY 8D
Kana and Kao ran far, into Ayu's journal. As they turned to check internet explorer's progress, they had looked just in time to see it /EAT/ the capslock person.
Kana: OMFG ITS GIANT ohbaw;
Kao: IT'S COOOOOOMIIIIIING big;
Kana: THIS IS TERRIFYING
*Kao quickly Handsome Dancing Squidwarded Internet Explorer.*
Ayu: OMG WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. D8 KANA IS STANDING HERE AND KAO KILLS INTERNET EXPLORER BY HANDSOME DANCING SQUIDWARDING IT. WHAAAAAT. D8
*Sae swigglewiggles into view.*
Kana: Sae you DRANK into view?
Sae: ...I swiggled YOU 8}
Kana: You creep omghapp
*Internet explorer revives and duplicates.*
Everyone: B...BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW
to be continiued (or smapped)