No, Really... Servers make sure to time it just perfectly...

[starsinthesky]

Dear Miss Manners

Comments

[juel]

Yeah that is about the only time I see a waiter is with a mouthful of food. =X

[krystalwater]

hehe

[deusexaethera]

That's why you always eat out with other people. The probability of everybody at the table having just shoved another forkful of food into their mouth -- and thus the probability of nobody being able to productively delay the waiter while other people swallow their food -- diminishes at a rate of X to the power of -1 (where X represents the number of diners) as the number of dining companions increases.

Boo-motherfucking-yah.