Sorry about the bad LJ cut which I hopefully fixed
Wanted: Meaningful Relationship. Or best offer.
(This is the part where I get to talk about myself after filling out this absurb little form.)
About Me:
Lovely form I just filled out telling you "all" about me: What the is an
activity partner ? I'm widow: my partners keep dying. Funny thing that.
Languages: I speak Klingon. If forced to I will speak English. But not in bed.
Intellegence is not important to me. In fact, I perfer men dumb. The dumber the
better. I have no idea what the a zaftig body type is. If you know I think you
have issues, use too many dating sites, or have a painfully large vocabulary.
I'm an extremely moderate left wing conservative. Mostly, I never vote but plan
to take over the world. I smoke tires. I'm trying to stop. sighs. I am very
active. In fact I am, quite single-handedly supporting Torgen since appearently
no one else practices safe sex (yes, that's right: I am having safe sex alone.
Don't knock it until you've tried it). I tried to stop drinking but the insists
on the three glasses of milk and 8 of water and I'm weak. I am cutting back
though. I've replaced it with vodka.
(I removed various parts like a list thing with stupid possible answers like "intelligence is not important" which of course I choose. I also said I speak Klingon.)
You are looking for:
I already told you.I like gay guys too, but so far none of them
will date me. I have to type more crap in here so there you go.
My perception of an ideal relationship: Intergalactic world domination with my dumb guy who will learn to
beg, fetch, and possibly but not likely, speak.
What I've learned from
my past relationships:
Wait for intellegent life to be discovered on Mars. And when you
think about it beastality isn't the end of the world . As long as you stick to
other mammals and all. None of that freaky retile shagging for me!! The next
thing you know people will be wanting to marry their frog. This is why we should
all adamantly oppose same sex marriage it's common knowldege all homosexuals molester frogs!!
PLEASE tell me why ANY ONE replied to THAT!! lol! One guy sent me a picture on his penis, completely unrequested. He's actually cute which makes it scarier. I haven't answered anyone because it's supose to be a joke but I'm leaving it up to see how many stupid people reply. It's up to 100 and some since September, and I only requested local replies by accident!
*rolls her eyes*