( Meme behind a cut so Megan doesn't hurt me in whatever way she previously threatened ;) )

A randon list of things that you don't really need to know about me but I'm intoxicated (I am 21 remember) and I felt like sharing ( Read more... )

Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter. In fact, both homo -- and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot, and you can save a lot of money that way.
Author: William S. Burroughs 1914-1997, American Writer

I got a burn on my ear from talking all night to a friend! lol. I find this really funny, although it's the second time it happened. The first time was when Mike broke up with Candace and I had no voice but tried to talk to him alll night anyway and we ended rolling on the floor while he luaghed and I did something that sounded like a combination ( Read more... )

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( My weekly meme and other silly stuff fix :) )

Edited to explain the eye thing, which I said kind of confusingly. I have cheap tinted contacts in teal green kind of and I also have purple and red. I can only wear them about 1 hour before my eyes bug out :-p I lightened the picture trying to make my own (blue) eyes show up because of the dark cam and took some with contacts for fun. These are ( Read more... )

I slept from 2AM - 4PM Tuesday. Then I got up and got online for a whilel (up for 2 hours total) and went back to sleep until. I got back online for a little while and then I slept more. I slept and woke to eat and drink straight through until 10 AM Wed./this morning. I probably *could* go back to sleep ( Read more... )

If you know an interesting meme or test of some kind please post a link! Silly or serious, whatever anyone's you enjoyed or found amusing would be appreciated. :D

Ross (12:46:34 AM): ive almost wrecked twice ( Read more... )