[Visual clicks on to show America sitting in front of the camera, an earnest expression on his face and his hands clasped on the desk in front of him. In the background, painted on his wall with supplies filched from the arts and crafts room, is an American flag.]My fellow captives. I speak to you today about something really important, something
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Y-You look fine, but... I th-think there's a gym in the basement if you... think you're gaining weight...
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So you do think I've put on some pounds. That's... depressing.
[He forces a smile, though it's quite weak.]
Well, thank you for your honesty. It's appreciated.
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N-No, not at all, I-I just... I'm sorry...! Y-You're still as strong as you were b-before... y-yeah... Y-You're not g-getting fat...!
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[America's forced smile becomes a little bit bigger and a little more genuine.]
Don't worry about it! I did ask you to be honest, didn't I?
And anyways, I'm sure If I just spend an hour or so down in the gym, I'll be looking fitter than ever! So, yeah, no need to worry about me!
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[America gapes at the screen for a moment, before his eyes narrow.]
Well, you're one to talk! How do you even manage to pull yourself out of bed in the morning?
Wait! I get it! "Roll out of bed," isn't just an expression for you, is it? You're so fat, you really do roll!
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E..eh?
[with a start, he realizes he's clicked the video on.]
Ah... I think you look very good, Amerika-san. Please do not worry......
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[Flushing, America awkwardly scratches at the back of his head.]
I mean, I know you're probably just being polite, or whatever, but it's still...nice of you to say.
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Not at all, Amerika-san... You are fit as always, I think..
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[Stares at you critically before shaking his head. He speaks with slow deliberation and the sarcasm is laid on pretty thick.]
Oh no, America, you're gorgeous. You of all people should know that.
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It was just a question, England, you don't have to be a jerk about it.
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[Expression contorts in surprise before he rolls his eyes, cupping his chin in his palm and looking at the black screen indifferently.]
My, you're acting childish. Is this trend of hanging up on me going be become a habit?
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And it wouldn't have to become a habit, if you weren't so rude all the time. Your all manners this and etiquette that, but when it comes down to it, you never even try.
So, tell me. Why should I?
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