I was talking about Itachi btw, his reaction in chapter 550 of Naruto to the current whereabouts of my disowned adoptive bishie.
Basically,
Firey Naruto to Zombie Itachi: What the heck? Because of how you the committed genocide of your clan Sasuke is now a member of Gaddafi Akatsuki!
Zombie Itachi's reaction
WTF! HOW COME HE DIDN'T GO BACK TO THE VILLAGE.
Lady Nilie: You asking me? I disowned him you know.
Zombie Itachi: Don't worry, I left him to Naruto, he's got enough love and Jesus complex to melt any of the world's plot-hole filling characters, especially the sexy broody ones, like Sasuke, with the supportive power of yaoi fangirls, everything is not impossible!
Lady Nilie: I don't care. If neither SasuSaku not NaruHina happen in canon, only InoShika can make up for this, else I'm jumping back to making OnePiece my favorite shonen like it was years ago
Also. I'm supposed to be working on my thesis and dozens of exams! What in the world am I even doing here?