Title: Future In laws
Rated: PG-13
Pairing: Fuu/Ferio
Summery: Poor Ferio on his way to meet Fuu’s parents =)
A car huh. This is different, making him sort of sick to his stomach.
“Relax Ferio, I’m a good driver,” Fuu assured him as she took one hand off the steering wheel to hold his.
“No, no, you keep both hands on the wheel thing,” Ferio advised.
As they pulled up into Fuu’s parents drive way, Ferio really broke out into a sweat.
“You sure you wanna do this?” Ferio asked.
Fuu turned the car off and smiled at her normally cocky love, “you need to meet them if we are to get married. It’s only proper.”
Ferio sighed, what an ordeal this day had already been without even meeting her parents. Dressing in these itchy garments and tight confining pants, pants that made Fuu want to grab his butt, not that it was something to complain about but… Shoes, ugh, they were tight like a size too small, maybe they were, and he had been in such a hurry to get out of that stuffy old shoe store…
Ferio got out of the car and opened Fuu’s door for her. The iron gates seemed to be telling him to go back. They were screaming for him to get back in the car and head some where with lots of food and a place to nap.
“My hair feels like I put glue in it,” Ferio complained.
“Awe but it looks so cute!” Fuu replied. “They’ll love you,” she said softly as she kissed his cheek.
Ah the crazy and downright painful things one will do for love. And always for that smile of hers, it just takes his breath away.
As the hit the doorstep the overwhelming power of panic began to take over and he could feel the sweat building up around his neck, Fuu had spent much of the morning tying this terrible tie around his neck. To him it seemed more of a knot, than a tie, or a noose, yes, that’s what it was. He supposed that this was what all earth men wore when going to meet their future in laws, that way if things didn’t go well, then a guy could easily hang themselves.
Too many things running through his mind like what will they think of him? Will they ask how many other girls he’s dated? Or been with? What if they just assume that he’s just another guy who wants to get into her pants? Did he have that look about him? That I just want to sleep with your daughter look? Would they be able to look at him and KNOW if they’d done it? What if they see him and just KNOW, and they can just see sex written all over him? All over them? This was terrible… Maybe they’ll want to kill him, they’ll just tighten his tie just a little more and…
“Ferio, your fly is open,” Fuu pointed out as she rang the bell.