Here we go...
CHILDHOOD WEIRDNESS:
DID YOU SPEND YOUR CHILDHOOD TIME WITH MOSTLY REAL OR IMAGINARY FRIENDS?: Real friends. Also my grandma. Yeah I was cool
DID PEOPLE CONSIDER YOU AN ODD CHILD?: No I was freaking adorable and a genius. They considered me a prodigy.
DO YOU HAVE MEMORIES THAT GO BACK TO WHEN YOU WERE ONLY A FEW MONTHS OLD?: No I think that's impossible.
DO YOU REMEMBER ANY THOUGHTS YOU HAD WHEN YOU WHERE VERY YOUNG?: Yeah I thought everyone was soooo tall and I thought that microwaves were funny..
WERE THEY INTRICATE OR SIMPLE THOUGHTS? Definitely simple. I obsessed over liscense plates though...
IF YOU ANSWERED "INTRICATE", GIVE AN EXAMPLE OF ONE OF THOSE THOUGHTS: Um...okay
WERE YOUR DREAMS VERY VIVID AS A CHILD?: Kinda...I had a nightmare about the Snuggles laundry detergent bear killing my family..
WHAT IS THE STRANGEST MEMORY YOU HAVE FROM EARLY CHILDHOOD?: Um..crying really hard about something that my eyes face was red and i was so embarassed about crying i told my family i was sunburned.
WERE YOU A CHILD PRODIGY OR DID YOU DISPLAY ANY GIFTS AT A YOUNG AGE?: I believe I've already said Prodigy.
WHAT WAS THE MOST "GROWN-UP" THING YOU EVER SAID AS A CHILD?: Pacifier. They were amazed I could pronounce it when I was three.
WHAT WERE YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOWS IN EARLY CHILDHOOD?: Batman, Power Rangers, Barney, Happy Days, Josie and the Pussycats.
WERE YOU AFRAID OF MONSTERS?: No I was scared of murderers.
DID YOU BELIEVE THAT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS WERE REAL?: Yeah...I still do hahaha.
WERE YOU MORE QUIET AND ARTISTIC OR LOUD AND PHYSICAL?: Loud and artistic....
ISSUES AND US STUFF:
DO YOU EAT MEAT?: Only like chicken....
IF YOU DO, WHAT IS YOUR JUSTIFICATION FOR IT?: Dumb question...moving on.
IF YOU COULD LEGALIZE 3 THINGS IN THE US, WHAT WOULD THEY BE?: hmm underage anything. im sure there are more than three there.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE DEATH PENALTY?: I dunno. It doesnt really concern me. I'm ignorant.
DID MUMIA DO IT?: Huh?.
IF YOU HAD A CHOICE, WHICH COUNTRY WOULD YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO BE BORN INTO?: Italy
WHAT ARE YOUR OPINIONS OF MICHAEL MOORE?: I dunno really. I like Bowling For Columbine but I'd hate to think he is a facts twister
DESCRIBE YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT MARIJUANA LEGALIZATION: I say legalize it..
WHAT ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE?: I think its okay personally. Let em be happy.
RED, WHITE AND BLUE IS A GHASTLY COLOR COMBINATION, RIGHT?:Mmm not really....for outfits it is though....
WHAT TELEVISION NEWS COVERAGE DO YOU DETEST THE MOST?: Fox .
WHAT WILL YOU DO IF BUSH IS RE-ELECTED? CRY/SCREAM/CELEBRATE ETC...: He was...and I said "whatever".
WHICH STATE DO YOU THINK WILL DROP OFF INTO THE OCEAN FIRST?: California..
WHO DO YOU CONSIDER "AMERICAN HEROES?": Mailmen :)
COMPLETELY OBTUSE AND SILLY QUESTIONS:
HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN SOMETHING APART JUST TO SEE HOW IT WORKED? EXPLAIN.: When I was little I took apart an alarm clock...but when I put it back together it didnt work and i had a few pieces left over.
DO YOU EVER YELL AT THE TELEVISION WHILE YOU ARE ALONE? REASON.: I yell at the TV when people are there too.
NAME A FEW THINGS (IF ANY) THAT YOU BOUGHT ON EBAY RECENTLY: Nothin.
ARE THE MUPPETS SINISTER? THINK ABOUT IT.: Nah.
DO YOU WATCH THE SCIENCE CHANNEL (DISCOVERY) ON A REGULAR BASIS?: No I do have a life.
EVER GOTTEN INTO AN "IN PERSON" ARGUMENT WITH A TOTAL STRANGER? DISCUSS.: Yeah a lesbian yelled at me for not wanting to have kids...it was gay ahah.
SUGAR OR HONEY?: both
WHAT'S ON YOUR DESK RIGHT NOW?: water bottle, purse, keyboard, mouse, phone, hairbrush, paperwork, etc..
HOW MANY E-MAILS DO YOU RECIEVE A DAY?: like 15-20
DO YOU THINK THAT TIME TRAVEL IS A POSSIBILITY?: Nah
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PAST LIFE REGRESSION?: Nuh uh.
ARE YOU SLIGHTLY ADDICTED TO ONLINE TESTS AND SURVEYS?: Obviously.
SAN FRANCISCO OR NEW YORK CITY?: New york
ARE YOU REALLY A FAMOUS PERSON UNDERCOVER ON LIVE JOURNAL?: Don't tell anyone k?
ARE YOU REALLY AN ALIEN SPECTATOR STUDYING THE HUMAN CONDITION VIA LJ?: this is a waste of time.
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLOR COMBINATIONS?: Pink and black.
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND TYPE THE FIRST RANDOM IMAGE THAT POPS INTO YOUR HEAD: car
DO YOU ENJOY NIGHT OR DAY BETTER?: Night.
FAVORITE ANIMAL: Monkey.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A PROTEST?: Not that I am aware of.
AGGRAVATED A COP ON PURPOSE?: Um i dont think so.
WORST DECISION YOU EVER MADE?: Not taking a shower and coming home smelling like beer and cigarettes.
EVER GONE TRAIN HOPPING/RIDDEN THE RAILS?: no I dont have a deathwish.
BEST INVENTION OF THIS CENTURY? WORST?: Phones or AIM.
IF YOU COULD CHOOSE A TIME PERIOD IN WHICH TO LIVE, WHICH WOULD IT BE?: The 40s.
EVER PUT YOUR HAND THROUGH A WINDOW?: Um....an open one, yes.
LIST A FEW WORDS YOU HATE THE SOUND OF: BS, whiny kids' voices, bad singers .
AND A FEW YOU LIKE THE SOUND OF: Guys' voices when I'm tired, Mark Hoppus, Tom Delonge haah.
ARE YOU SICK OF THIS SURVEY YET?:A little. I kinda hate the random stupid "trying-to-be-funny" questions
EMOTIONS AND SUCH:
HAVE YOU ATTEMPTED SUICIDE MORE THAN ONCE?: No, thought about it
CUTTING?: No I don't handle pain well
DO YOU GET VIOLENT WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY?: No I get very quiet
WHICH EMOTION ARE YOU MOST CONSUMED BY?: Not sure anymore. I've changed a lot
ARE YOU HIGHLY EMOTIVE?: sometimes.
DO YOU DISCUSS PROBLEMS OR KEEP THEM TO YOURSELF?: usually talk about them with savannah, otherwise i keep em to myself
DO YOU FALL IN LOVE EASILY?: No
WHAT AGE/YEAR WAS THE MOST DIFFICULT FOR YOU?: 16 in 2004 was absolutely horrible. I wanted to die like everyday
HOW DO YOU CHANNEL YOUR ANGER/SADNESS?: Write
EVER BEEN ADDICTED TO ALCOHOL OR DRUGS?: no
EVER BEEN HOMELESS?: no
LIST A FEW SIMPLE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY: kissing, shopping, music
WHEN WERE YOU MOST RECENTLY YOUR HAPPIEST?: shopping in san marcos yesterday
DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF EMPATHETIC?: meh when i wanna be
FRIENDS
DESCRIBE YOUR BEST FRIEND AS IF YOU WERE DESCRIBING A CHARACTER FROM A FILM: She's quirky and she likes good music except for Korn and Slayer and all that crap she's into. She isnt afraid to tell me if im making a mistake and she leaves me funny messages in my voicemail.
DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS THAT ARE DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT FROM EACH OTHER?: Yeah and it sucks.
LIST A FEW KEY TRAITS THAT ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS HAVE IN COMMON: They are funny or they think I'm funny. A lot of my friendships are based on humor
DO YOU KEEP IN TOUCH WITH FRIENDS FROM HIGHSCHOOL?: Considering I'm still in High school, yes
HAVE YOU LOST TOUCH WITH MANY OF YOUR FRIENDS?: Only 2 but they're fag-dumb
ARE THEY MOSTLY LOCAL OR LONG DISTANCE?: local
WHEN YOU GO OUT WITH FRIENDS, WHAT KINDS OF THINGS DO YOU DO?: Go to movies, park on the side of the road and listen to music, hang out at someones house,
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BETRAYED BY A CLOSE FRIEND?: Yeah
IF YES, ARE YOU STILL FRIENDS WITH THAT PERSON?: Kinda...I mean we act like we're friends. I dunno if we really are though
ARE YOUR FRIENDS MOSTLY YOUR AGE, YOUNGER OR OLDER?: Mostly older
DO YOU HAVE A HARD TIME MAKING FRIENDS BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE BORE YOU?: Nah I'm open to everyone. Hmm that sounds a bit slutty
DO YOU LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS ONE-ON-ONE OR IN GROUPS?: One on one.
WHICH OF YOUR FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE THE MOST IN COMMON WITH?: Um...Chase or Savannah
FAMILY:
ARE YOU CLOSE TO YOUR FAMILY? Not really
WHAT TRAITS ARE YOU GLAD YOU INHERITED FROM THEM?: ....none
WHICH TRAITS ARE YOU PISSED OFF YOU INHERITED FROM THEM?: hair, eyes, height, skin, nose, toes, hips, everything
WHAT SITCOM DOES YOUR FAMILY MOST REMIND YOU OF?: They would never put a family as lame as mine on TV
DOES YOUR FAMILY LIVE LOCALLY OR FAR AWAY?: Locally (BLAH!)
HAVE YOU EVER STOPPED SPEAKING TO SOMEONE IN YOUR FAMILY?: Oh many times, usually my sister or my mom
HAVE EITHER OF YOUR PARENTS DIED?: No
IS YOUR FAMILY VERY MUCH LIKE YOU OR ARE YOU OPPOSITES?: Opposites
HOW MANY SIBLINGS DO YOU HAVE?: one and she sucks major
HAS YOUR FAMILY EVER THROWN FOOD AT EACH OTHER?: Um...i threw an olive at my sister once...
ARE THE HOLIDAYS A NIGHTMARE OR A TIME OF JOY?: NIGHTMARE!!!!!
DO YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR PARENTS?: I dunno...my mom kinda.....my dad...i have his smile
LIST ONE INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY: I'm putting myself up for adoption
LOVERS:
GAY, STRAIGHT, BI-SEXUAL OR NO IDEA?: straight as the day is long ahhahaha (SAVANNAH!! FRIENDS!!)
MARRIED/PARTNERED?: single
EVER GONE OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU WERE EMBARASSED TO BE SEEN WITH?: haha yeah
EVER BROKEN SOMEONES HEART?: yeah
HOW MANY SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS HAVE YOU HAD?: haha...oh no...Um...less than 2
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MONOGAMY?: yeah
HAVE YOU EVER LUSTED OBSESSIVELY OVER SOMEONE YOU KNEW YOU COULDN'T HAVE?: i do it everyday
DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE THEORY OF SOULMATES?: Not sure...i don't think so
EVER CHEATED?: Yeah once but it wasnt my fault!!! (yeah it was)
BEEN CHEATED ON?: nope not that i know of at least
THROWN SOMEONES STUFF OUT ON THE LAWN/STAIRS/ETC.?: haha no
HAD YOUR STUFF THROWN OUT ON THE LAWN/STAIRS/ETC.?: nah
MOST IMPORTANT EMOTIONAL QUALITIES OF A LOVER?: Humor, anti-seriousness
MOST IMPORTANT PHYSICAL QUALITIES?: I like em tall and skinny.
FOOD & DRINK
NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE OF CHOICE: Hmm...strawberry lemonade
FOODS YOU CRAVE ON A REGULR BASIS: Buffalo Wings
SALSA AND CHIPS OR PITA AND HUMMUS?: salsa and chips
MEAT OR TOFU?: neither
SOUP OR SALAD?: salad
SODA OR JUICE?:juice
CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING ELSE?: huh?
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?: wha?
FAVORITE CANDY?: Twix
FAVORITE FOOD TO MAKE: pasta thanks to candace
FOOD BRAND THAT YOU HATE?: um...?
DO YOU TRY TO BUY ALL ORGANIC?: no
FAVORITE QUICK FOOD?: Sonic's mozzerella sticks
WOULD YOU RATHER...
EAT A STEAK OR A WHOLE TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE?: steak
BE COVERED IN PAPERCUTS OR CIGARETTE BURNS?: papercuts dont leave scars
BE PERCEIVED AS INTELLIGENT OR STREET-SMART (BUT NOT BOTH)?: street smart
EAT A BOTTLE CAP OR A SPIDER THE SIZE OF A BOTTLE CAP?: bottle cap
HAVE TO ALWAYS EAT STANDING UP OR ALWAYS ENTER YOUR CAR FROM THE SUNROOF.: eat standing up
BE RULED EXCLUSIVELY BY YOUR HEART OR YOUR MIND?: mind
HAVE THE POWER TO READ MINDS OR MAKE ANYONE FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU?: read minds
CHEW SHARDS OF BROKEN GLASS OR SIT ON A LIGHTED BARBEQUE GRILL?: glass
NOT BE ABLE TO TELL THE TIME OR NOT KNOW LEFT FROM RIGHT?:left and right (i already have that problem haha)
BE ABLE TO FLY OR BE ABLE TO RENDER YOURSELF INVISIBLE?: hmm invisible
EAT 15 FEET OF ALUMINUM FOIL OR SWALLOW 3 STEEL GUITAR STRINGS?:foil
HAVE QUESTIONABLE INTEGRITY OR NO SENSE OF HUMOR?:questionable integrity
ALWAYS SPIT WHEN YOU TALK OR ALWAYS BE SPIT ON WHILE SPOKEN TO?: spit when i talk
GRANTED THE ANSWERS TO ANY 3 QUESTIONS OR ABILITY TO RESURRECT ONE PERSON? three questions
FINAL QUESTIONS
EVER HAD A GREAT SONG RUINED FOR YOU AFTER IT WAS USED IN A COMMERCIAL?: no, but after someone else sang it
EVER YELLED AT AN SUV?: yeah
A HUMMER?: Yeah I tell em to go to Iraq
EVER FAKED BEING SICK TO GET OUT OF GOING SOMEWHERE?: Haha all the time
HORROR FILM THAT FREAKED YOU OUT THE MOST?: hmm The Grudge or The Ring
HORROR FILM THAT IS SO SCARY, YOU COULD NOT BE PAID TO WATCH IT AGAIN.: the grudge
IF YOU COULD TURN BACK TIME AND CHANGE ONE THING, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I would have gone outside and kissed him.
BAMBI OR NEMO?: NEMO FOR LIFE!
LIST 3 THINGS THAT ARE WORRYING YOU RIGHT NOW: 1-English Paper 2-Getting a job 3-College
ARE YOU SICK OF THIS SURVEY YET?: Nah you're good
IT'S TOO FUCKING LONG, RIGHT?: Kinda but at least theres not as many dumb questions as there was
WELL, I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU PASS THE TIME.: Okay you're doing it again
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON LJ?: ABout a year and a couple of months i think
DO YOU FIND IT TO BE A FULFILLING EXPERIENCE?: IT used to be. NOw I have myspace
DESCRIBE THE LAST DREAM YOU HAD: I was in college and I got in a car accident
EVER BROUGHT A LAWSUIT AGAINST A COMPANY?: no almost though. The dentist got me high and my mom flipped
EVER SANG AT A KARAOKE BAR?: Not yet. It's on my to-do list
WHAT WAS THE WORST CONCERT YOU EVER WENT TO?: Hmm....Avril Lavigne
THE BEST?: I dunno
DO YOU THINK YOU'LL EVER HAVE CHILDREN IF YOU DON'T ALREADY?: Probably not unless my husband really wants them
DO YOU THINK THERE IS LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS?: has to be
HAVE YOU EVER SAVED A DYING ANIMAL?: Yeah a hummingird
MOST DISGUSTING THING YOU HAVE EVER "FOUND" IN YOUR FOOD: a fingernail
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN A LEG OR ARM?: No
WOULD YOU RATHER STAY IN THE HOUSE OR DO THINGS OUTSIDE: outside
DO PEOPLE MAKE THEIR OWN REALITY? IS THERE ONE TRUE REALITY?: okay....what?
DAVID LETTERMAN OR JAY LENO?: Conan O Brien
LAST WORDS?: I'm sorry