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[start_thefire]

Well, citizens. You'll all be ecstatic to learn that I've been impetuously yanked away from the icky hands of death, and not a second too soon, truly. I suppose you won't all have to throw that giant funeral for me after all, though a party in my honor is always appreciated

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[hellgun]

...damn. Now I have to put up with your ass again.

[start_thefire]

Weren't you gonna try to save my ass? Not that that worked out too well.

[hellgun]

...

Those 'Elixirs' should have warnings on them.

[start_thefire]

"Utterly Useless"?

[dreamingofpaopu]

I'm glad.

[start_thefire]

Me too! You're coming to my party, right?

[dreamingofpaopu]

Someone's actually throwing you one?

[start_thefire]

I'm thinking about throwing one of my own. I'm gonna kick it off with a bang.

[mayaheemayahoo]

Well I'm glad you feel better. Except, now that you're not going to die, I guess I won't be able to channel you after all!

Darn!

[start_thefire]

A tragedy unlike any other!

[burningnow]

Trade you some fire-bombs for a couple pounds of C4, or whatever you've got~

[start_thefire]

Sorry, friend, but I plan on hanging onto these babies for a bit.

[burningnow]

Shame. I might have to steal some, then.

[start_thefire]

Try and you'll burn.

[optimistickey]

I'll take this as a thank you!

Maybe you can sit on those explosives until we find something good we can use for bait?

[start_thefire]

Hey, you already got thanked, kid. And I almost meant it, too.

Why wait for bait? We know the places Mama likes to hang out--the water, underground, and that big park in the middle of the city. Let's plant them there and blow that bitch to kingdom come.

[optimistickey]

Because we were gonna put the explosives or poison in the bait, and blow it up from the inside! What if the monster's got a really hard shell, like the crab-monsters? You don't wanna waste all those explosives!

[start_thefire]

We'll save some in case exploding her on the outside doesn't work. Frankly, kid, the bait plan has been stagnating forever and I'm sick of this dump. Let's get a plan going already. No more crab bites for me, thanks!