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[start_thefire]

Well, citizens. You'll all be ecstatic to learn that I've been impetuously yanked away from the icky hands of death, and not a second too soon, truly. I suppose you won't all have to throw that giant funeral for me after all, though a party in my honor is always appreciated

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[halfthesky]

A party in honor of what? You courageously managing to hang in there through the throes of death? I didn't know they made melodramatic jerk trophies.

[start_thefire]

Maybe they do. And hey, if they make those, maybe they have, like, jerk of the year award ceremonies. Which you would win! ♥

[halfthesky]

Oh yeah? I think it'd be pretty close.

[start_thefire]

Nah, I freely admit you can beat me in a jerk battle. If nothing else.

[halfdarkened]

Good to know you were able to take care of that bite.

What the-- Where did you find explosives?

[start_thefire]

Here and there.

[halfdarkened]

Here and there? C'mon, they don't sell 'em at every corner market. Or are you planning on using fireworks in a wierd way?

[realflashy]

Fucking sweet.

Better be real hella flashy or I'm gonna have to teach you amateurs the way we pros use explosives.

[loz_wolf]

You can watch up close. Really close.

[hellgun]

...don't think he wants them faulty and ineffective.

[start_thefire]

Flashy's guaranteed, my friend. Fire and explosions mix beautifully.

[atraveledrhode]

As long as you plan to aim at her legs, I'm all for this. At the very least you'd make her immobile.

I still don't understand why you haven't gone at her yet with all that fire and glory, if you've access to it.

[start_thefire]

These things take careful planning, sweetheart. After all, if I'm not mistaken this is the first cache of explosives anyone has managed to find. God I'm awesome. Now wouldn't they be a terrible thing to risk wasting?

[atraveledrhode]

You're a veritable bomb-sniffing dog, I'm sure~.

I say if you've got it, you should flaunt it. From what I'm reading, you're already good at doing that... so prove you have the brains to back up the bluster.

[start_thefire]

Patience is a virtue, cutie. Just wait for the show.