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[start_thefire]

Aren't we being a bit hasty in our plans for our bounteous gift of rotting whale carcass? We do have a more immediate problem than food shortage, believe it or not. It just flattened half of midtown and probably half the population. And it's only going to keep doing so until there's none of us left

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[warriorsuki]

I seem to remember the last time you suggested something...

[start_thefire]

Here's the problem, doll. No one else is willing to try to do anything about that thing. Meanwhile, we're stuck on an island with dwindling food, murderous neighbors, and a giant monster that can kill any of us anytime it gets the notion in its head. I for one am not dying on this strip. If no one else wants to do anything, I'll find a way. At least this was is less...explosive.

[warriorsuki]

Yeah til the thing decides its food doesn't taste good.

[freudenstachel]

I am shocked, Axel.

[start_thefire]

My genius is astonishing, it's true. Or is it something else you're shocked by?

[freudenstachel]

I am shocked that you seem to have put more thought into this plan than the last one.

I am equally shocked that I am considering it a viable option.

[start_thefire]

Sweetheart, I maintain that if the last plan had worked as planned, you and everyone would have sung its praises.

So does that mean I can count on your help, general?

[blng2thethunder]

What do you know. The man has half a brain.

[start_thefire]

Well, well. I knew I could count on your return. What's a hellhole like this without the Savage Nymph to complete it?

[blng2thethunder]

I was thinking almost the same, but it seems to me you've kept the hellhole pretty much covered in my absence~

[start_thefire]

What's hell without a little fire?

[teabeforefire]

You do have a point about this creature it as dropped here. Though perhaps you are thinking in the wrong direction, as the most unfortunate events can lead to rather fortunate circumstances.

A creature that size could feed a great number of people.

[start_thefire]

Think of what a creature the monster's size could feed.

More importantly, think of the possibility of actually getting off the island.

[teabeforefire]

Ah, you sound just like my nephew. Always jumping ahead to the most aggressive course of action. Take a step back and look at the entire picture. If leaving this place and getting back to our own worlds is not exactly simple or maybe even not plausible. Finding fresh food is a far more pressing matter.

[hellgun]

Fact #1: Would you drop food in the street and come back for it days later after it rots? No.

Fact #2: If we were to get a new whale, there's no way to catch it.

Fact #3: If it gets pissed and attacks again, I will snap your neck.

Fact #4: You're an idiot.

[floozyiamnot]

Somehow... I think you have a few points there.

[hellgun]

It's common sense.

[floozyiamnot]

Common sense isn't so common anymore, is it?