You give directions by saying, "And then you turn left at the old Hardee's and go past where so-and-so used to live until you get to so-and-so's aunt's house..."
You remember when the Burger King opened.
Your parents remember when the town had one stoplight.
well i know im not a townie but heres one that reminds me and sums up my four year tenure here in farmvegas
When everyone is telling a story and they all start with, "this one night when i was drunk (or when me and so and so where drunk) and at least half people end up saying..."i did what? I don't remember that..."
You have seen Red's ass at least once. You know or have slept with Red at least once. You have been offered porn by Chung. You have followed that vacuum truck around that cleans the parking lots at 2 in the Morning. Some one says Ricky Pollard and you KNOW who they are talking about. You know the name "Seaborne".
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You remember when the Burger King opened.
Your parents remember when the town had one stoplight.
Entering Wal-Mart is like a big social reunion.
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When everyone is telling a story and they all start with, "this one night when i was drunk (or when me and so and so where drunk) and at least half people end up saying..."i did what? I don't remember that..."
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You know or have slept with Red at least once.
You have been offered porn by Chung.
You have followed that vacuum truck around that cleans the parking lots at 2 in the Morning.
Some one says Ricky Pollard and you KNOW who they are talking about.
You know the name "Seaborne".
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