03 [voice then video]

[startraveling]

[Loud footsteps can be heard throughout the whole apartment.] Oh, come on, Tyr! Wear it now! [Apparently, there are two pairs of footsteps echoing.] You have to!

[One of those pairs of footsteps is a bit louder than the other. Just like the voice that accompanies it.] I don't want to. What's with you and clothes today anyway?

You just have to

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[blastiafreak]

[WOW GUYS. This is just further evidence for Rita thinking Ted's a weirdo.]

I don't care how badly you want him to wear it! Do you really have to strip him over the network?

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[stargathering]

[ THANKS RITA. ]

It's the network part that's bothering you?! [ Shoving Ted's hands away while trying to keep his trousers up. ]

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[blastiafreak]

[SHE IS SO SYMPATHETIC YES?]

What, are you saying it's not bothering you?

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[stargathering]

[ YES, SHE OBVIOUSLY EMPATHISES. ]

At the moment, it's not the big issue here. [ His underwear and chicken legs are not a point of shame compared with those leggings. ]

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[axeofoath]

[Because a commotion in the apartment always brings Gremio running. Especially when it involves Tyr.]

Young Master, is everything--T-Ted! What is going on?!

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[stargathering]

No, Gremio--[ grabbing one of Ted's hands away ]--something's wrong with him--[ AND HIS FREE HAND TO TED'S FACE. BACK OFF. ]--today.

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[axeofoath]

[He looks somewhere between perplexed and alarmed, but he approaches to try and separate them.]

Ted, come to your senses! Please remove yourself from the young master!

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[startraveling]

This is important! I need him to wear this! [Nope, insisting on making Tyr wear it now. Come to think of it, are you wearing green today, Gremio?]

[wind_magic]

[Just. Gonna stay out of the way, you weirdos.]

Should I even bother asking?

[stargathering]

[ Why is everyone just watching... Tyr is pulling his legs back towards him. ] No, just help me out here, Luc.

[wind_magic]

[Thinking about that! Hmm...]

Would you like me to drop him in a fountain or something?

[stargathering]

... Just not from too high... [ /reluctant consent ]

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[stargathering]

[ Tyr manages to chuck the device against the wall to turn it off after he realises it's on. He's ignoring the cat and any other voyeurs in favour of shoving a hand under Ted's chin and pushing him away. ]

You're too obsessed! Get off of me!

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[startraveling]

I'm not obsessed! It's just you need to wear it! [Because it's green! And nope, he'll still persist. Stop wriggling like that so I can undress you, bff.]

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[stargathering]

[ NOT HAPPENING. Tyr will struggle forever. ] You are obsessed, or you'd listen to me!

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[startraveling]

Why aren't you listening to me? [Because he isn't obsessed, of course not.]

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[cateyedhunter]

[....staring for the longest time.

..........]

The poor cat.

video; study well!!

[stargathering]

[ Tyr doesn't even notice him until he speaks up. Too busy fighting with his other biffle. ]

You're really a great friend, Kanone...

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[cateyedhunter]

I don't try to dress my friends. [For shame.]

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[stargathering]

--Ted doesn't usually, either.