04 [voice]

[startraveling]

Man, am I glad those pesky guides who won't stop talking are gone! It's like whatever you tell them to make them go away doesn't work at all. "The City is a peaceful place. There are no monsters in the City."

Yeah, right.

Next time I see a smiling woman sputtering nonsense and standing in my room while I change, she's getting it. [But really, she

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[immortaltwat]

Wait, there was a smiling woman standing in your room while you were changing and not only did you do nothing about, but now you're complaining about it?

[startraveling]

.... I tried telling her to go away.

[immortaltwat]

You told her to go away?

[startraveling]

She doesn't seem harmful, so I don't see any reason why I should- uh, shoot her or something.

[derpioso]

Get what?

[startraveling]

Get thrown out of my room, that's what.

[derpioso]

Why did you let her in while you were changing, anyway? That's bold.

[startraveling]

I didn't let her in! [He's not like that.] I was just surprised she's already there.

video; 1/2

[startraveling]

Well, she has nice features when she's smili--

video;

[startraveling]

--What kind of a question is that?

[stargathering]

Maybe she just liked you, Ted.

[startraveling]

Liked to pester me, yeah.

[stargathering]

...For being so old, I bet I still know more about girls than you do.

[startraveling]

What? Just because you have a girlfriend now doesn't change anything!

[selenoscape]

She... She watched you change?

[startraveling]

[Oh, it's a girl. Ahhh so embarrassed.]

Uh. Well, kinda. She's also sputtering nonsense.

[selenoscape]

How strange! That must have been... [Horrible? Embarrassing? Irritating? Insert your favorite!]

[startraveling]

[Insertiiiiiiiiiing...] Annoying.