☼[Action/Voice] 3rd Nail: People Call Me The Divine Lightning of JUSTICE☼

[startwithabang]

HAHAHAHA! I DID it!

[You know that giant nail Bang Shishigami always wears on his back? Well you might see a few of those just floating side ways in the air around town with a weird symbol (probably Japanese) on the top of the nail accompanied by a yellow greenish ring thingy around the head of it.]

THE ULTIMATE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS IS COMPLETE!

Comments

action;

[startwithabang]

[Bang stops his sprinting from rooftop to rooftop when he notices Xaldin. Oh, a citizen!]

Ah, good morning! I trust that the day's been treating you well so far?

action;

[startwithabang]

I'm not sure if you have noticed, but recently there seems to have been a surge of criminal activity. I am using these rooftops as a means to get around town swiftly, and effectively to make sure the people are safe.

[Action]

[bullet_dance]

[Oh, no. It's Mr. NOL-hating-person-who-thinks-small-breasts-equals-automatically-male.

And he's heading to where Noel's at.

Let's... turn the other direction and try to pretend she didn't see him!]

[Action]

[startwithabang]

[Why you gotta be like that Noel?! He notices her though.]

Should I really say anything? She may still be upset about before...

[Action]

[bullet_dance]

[Still walking. Lucky for you, Bang, she doesn't remember that certain conversation at the ball.

Just the one before that! There may be some hope left!]

[Action]

[startwithabang]

[SHIIIIIII-- okay. Even though she's a lap dog for the NOL, who's forever bounded by their laws and rules, she is little more than a civilian in this place, and it is his duty to protect the people of this town! Which is why he's going to apologize...again. TO PROTECT... HER FEELINGS!!]

W-wait. [Jumping down from the roof] ...*ahem* I know you must still be pretty angry about before, but I want to assure you that if I offended you in anyway, it was never truly my intention. A vital part of being a man is admitting not only to his mistakes, but to his misdoing of others as well. And this happens to be one of those times. I am sorry.

[Now to explain the second part of his speech, even though what he just said should be the end of it. Let's see, how does he explain to her that he's used to seeing women with bigger breast and that's why he was confused about her gender...]

Voice

[crytearsofjoy]

[She didn't even listen to a word you said, but--]

Why are you yelling?

Voice 1/2

[startwithabang]

People tend to ask that a lot here, don't they...

Voice

[startwithabang]

I feel that it is a robbery for a man to keep his inner soul and ambition locked away inside. He must express them proudly.

Voice

[crytearsofjoy]

Well you don't have to express it so loudly!

[torrenziale]

[Path of Righteousness? Divine hammer of justice? Who is this joker? Squalo pauses to look up at him...leaping?]

VOOOOII! The hell do you think you're doing?

[startwithabang]

[Going to stop his epic patrolling yo]

I am patrol to ensure the safety of the people. I usually don't do this, but I felt the situation called for it.

[torrenziale]

Uh huh. You and half the population here. Fucking hell, you hero-types are a dime a dozen.

...So what's with the nail?

[startwithabang]

[Ignore it Bang. Ignore iiiiiit. He just wants to get to you]

What about the nail? It is important for a man to have a symbol that stand for his brave, loyalty, and commitment. And this nail is a symbol of that.

I also occasionally use it as a weapon.

[Action]

[james_morph]

......And I thought LUFFY was annoying..

[Very tempted to chuck an apple at this random screaming slab of DOOOM]

[Action]

[startwithabang]

[gonna kinda stare at you now]

...What strange creatures inhabit this land.

[Action]

[james_morph]

What strange losers inhabit this land

[Oh, he stopped yelling, good] Glad to hear you know when to shut up.

[Action] 1/2

[startwithabang]

Ah, you are capable of speec--