If God is a DJ, then life is a dancefloor
Okay so today was interesting, to say the least.
-I woke up, and realized i hadnt gotten enough sleep last night.
-Then i had to clean, and found my old rubber chicken under my bed.
- I went to my sister/Megan's birthday party
-Amanda and i made a video on my dads phone...AHHHHHHHHHHH Ka....
-Dont ask
-Brendan and I played slaps, and now i have bruises on my hand
-Matt cut off the oxygen to my head while strangling me, so now i have -90325480880 brain cells
-Josh picked me up
-We went to Amanda's in (Shadley)
-We played video games
-I called Matt W and we made plans to chill tomorow or tuesday
-Talked to stacey (thank you for everything lately)
- And then i had to go home like, 2 hours later cause Josh was like 575943 million hours late to pick me up
-Brendan, Matt, and Evan played a nice set of mama jokes on some people...(Yo mama's soo fat that when she steps on the scale it reads "To be continued") for instance.
-And now im home, and thinking of making popcorn (since mikes making me eat like an effing cow) and watching a movie, and chilling with AMANDA. who rocks harder than you...and were gunna talk about how much penises suck, and how we dont want yours.
-Bitch
-Just kiddinggg...
-But no, im not
-So suck all that.
-Realized that one person in particular sucks especially much because she thinks she knows what the hell shes talking about but shes just a dumb bitch who can go die. and im sick of her acting like she knows thats going on between lauren and i. stop taking sides, you whore face. and dont post you fucking pictures of me on your myspace, cause if you do im gunna make sure you have to eat through a straw.
♥♥
Goodnight and Goodluck
xoxo
Jess