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1. How did you get your name?
my nanny named me after her brother, Nathaniel James.
2. Where were you born?
Newport Beach, CA
3. Where do you live now?
Omaha, NE
4. When is your birthday?
good question...
5. Do you have siblings?
three sisters and two brothers.
6. Do you have pets?
Chip, the house wife.
7. Which was the happiest time of your life?
the one week when all of my clothes were clean at the same time.
8. How old do you wish you were?
80, i'd be awesome.
9. Who would play you in a movie about your life?
Micheal Pitt
10. Who would you cast to play a significant other?
Courtney Love
11. How would this movie end?
epically.
12. You’re going to die a natural death. What is the cause?
masterbating
13. You’re going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause?
masterbating during a rival gang shoot out.
14. How long do you plan on living?
134
15. Sunrise or sunset?
sunset
16. Introvert or extrovert?
Extraovert.
17. Creation or evolution?
Evolution
18. Action or reaction?
shock and horror
19. Unity or individuality?
a little of both
20. Famous or infamous?
infamous
21. Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
vegetable
22. Popsicle, creamcicle, or fudgecicle?
creamcicle
23. Fight or flight?
Flight
24. Open or closed?
halfway closed
25. White or wheat?
soy
26. Sweet or sour?
sour
27. Beach or mountains?
beach
28. Mounds or almond joy?
almound joy, hands down.
29. Do YOU feel like a nut?
Klondik Bar, what?
30. Give or receive?
Give
31. Chocolate or caramel?
you can't have one alone!
32. Paper or plastic?
paper
33. Beer or wine?
Jager
34. Half empty, or half full?
Half empty
35. Apples or oranges?
or bananas?
36. Castle or a mansion?
castle
37. Do it fast or do it right?
do it good.
38. Optimist or pessimist
pessimist
39. Pancakes or waffles?
chocolate chip pancakes
40. Burn out or fade away?
burn out
41. Sky dive or deep sea dive?
no dive
42. Favorite word?
clammy
43. Favorite historical figure?
Che Guevara
44. Which historical figure could we have done without?
Ben Franklin, bastard.
45. Favorite boy name?
boy
46. Favorite girl name?
girl
47. Favorite childhood toys?
my shreifs costume and my mini surfboard
48. Favorite Kool-Aid flavor?
strawberry
49. Favorite pick-up line?
it's dirty
50. Favorite cereal?
Lucky Charms marshmellows with Cheerio's. heart healthy.
51. Favorite smell?
spray paint
52. Favorite decade of the past century?
'30s
53. Favorite month of the year?
January
54. Favorite subject in school?
english
55. Least favorite subject in school?
P.E.
56 Favorite pie?
i do not like pie.
57. Favorite curse word?
fucktard
58. Favorite kids movie?
How To Deal
59. What happened in the last dream you remember?
i got my teeth taken out and then went swimming in the ocean with Laura
60. First pet?
a rock named Tito
61. What annoys you?
exceedingly up beat strangers.
62. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
i don't know. you should ask Lil Kim.
63. What position do you sleep in?
on my stomach with my head under the pillow.
64. Have you ever fainted?
yep, and it was goddamn manly.
65. What was the last thing you ate?
cake
66. Do you have any bad habits?
cigarettes,and making myself throw up when i feel sick.
67. If you could visit any time period, what would it be?
'20s
68. What would Jesus do?
build a hut
69. What do you want to be when you grow up?
smarter, and prettier
70. Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll?
Elvis
71. What did you like to make believe as a child?
i had friends.
72. Did you have an imaginary friend?
fuck yeah
73. What was the last book you read?
The Battle of Seattle: The New Challenge to Capitalist Globalization
74. What is the first thing you wash in the shower?
my tum tum
75. If you could learn any foreign language, what would it be?
Unicorn
76. If you had the choice to live forever, would you?
yep
77. If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you?
nope, i got it easy, and i know it.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
78. Fate?
yes
79. Ghosts?
dur
80. God?
nope
81. Big foot?
sure
82. Soul mates?
nah... yeah
83. Aliens?
cha
84. Angels?
nope
85. Loch Ness monster?
have you seen the Reggie and the Full Effect video?
86. Heaven and hell?
not necessarily.
87. The Zodiac?
uh.
88. Love at first sight?
eh, no.
89. Karma?
probably
90. Vampires?
sure
91. What are your turn ons in the opposite sex?
intelligence and everything else.
92. What are your turn offs in the opposite sex?
girls that take half-naked pictures of themselves and put them on their websites. unintelligence.
93. What is the worst trend of the present time?
bell bottoms, boys with long hair and The Love Boat
94. You can’t sleep. What do you do?
everything.
95. Do you smoke?
yes
96. Do you drink?
everything.
97. If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be?
touch
98. Do you follow your head, your heart, or your crotch?
head
99. Do you truly know who you are?
i know my name, my address and my hieght.
100. Are you superstitious?
sometimes.
101. Are you sentimental?
not especially
102. How many times a day do you eat?
20-30 times, depends on where i'm working, or how much money i have.
103. Are you more of a main idea or detail type of person?
all of the above
104. Have you ever been close to death?
yes
105 Do you like roller coasters?
no
106. Do you talk in your sleep?
yes, and i say really embarrassing things. it's pretty dope.
107. Do you go to church?
nope
108. If you could open up your own business, what would it be?
probably a bookstore.
109. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend?
the yellow Power Ranger
110. What is your weakness?
really good music videos and head massages.
111. What was the last movie you saw that made you cry?
Bambi
112. If love were a flavor, which flavor would it be?
Mexican candy
113. If hate were a flavor, which flavor would it be?
Kraft Macarooni and Cheese. burnt Kraft Macarooni and Cheese
114. Is lying sometimes necessary?
yep
115. If you could visit anywhere in the US, where would it be?
Iwoa
116. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Cananda
117. Do you feel like your physical self matches your personality?
can your personality be disfigured?
118. Do you dress up for Halloween?
i was Vince from Recess last year.
119. What color of underwear are you wearing?
stripped white and blue boxers from Target.
120. Do you tend to date people younger or older than you?
niether.
121. Do your exes look alike?
no, not really.
122. Have you ever been in love?
nope
123. Have you ever hallucinated?
yes.
124. What do you like most about the opposite sex?
they get mad about the cutest stuff.
125. Have you ever been on a blind date?
nope
126. Would you want to be cloned?
nope, that'd be cruel.
127. Have you ever peed in public?
si.
128. How did you find out that there was no Santa Claus?
my mom told me.
129. Do you always want what you can't have?
nah. but i'm cynical.
130. Can you cook?
i've set myself on fire cooking in the microwave.
131. What do you think about before you fall asleep?
people i like naked.
132. Step into your cave. There you will find your power animal. What kind of animal is it?
a unicorn with special magical sparkle powers.
133. End this survey with your favorite quote:
"You start out with hand jobs and progress to orgies. You smoke dope and then, the big H. bigger, better, stronger, faster. The key word is progress"
my nanny named me after her brother, Nathaniel James.
2. Where were you born?
Newport Beach, CA
3. Where do you live now?
Omaha, NE
4. When is your birthday?
good question...
5. Do you have siblings?
three sisters and two brothers.
6. Do you have pets?
Chip, the house wife.
7. Which was the happiest time of your life?
the one week when all of my clothes were clean at the same time.
8. How old do you wish you were?
80, i'd be awesome.
9. Who would play you in a movie about your life?
Micheal Pitt
10. Who would you cast to play a significant other?
Courtney Love
11. How would this movie end?
epically.
12. You’re going to die a natural death. What is the cause?
masterbating
13. You’re going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause?
masterbating during a rival gang shoot out.
14. How long do you plan on living?
134
15. Sunrise or sunset?
sunset
16. Introvert or extrovert?
Extraovert.
17. Creation or evolution?
Evolution
18. Action or reaction?
shock and horror
19. Unity or individuality?
a little of both
20. Famous or infamous?
infamous
21. Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
vegetable
22. Popsicle, creamcicle, or fudgecicle?
creamcicle
23. Fight or flight?
Flight
24. Open or closed?
halfway closed
25. White or wheat?
soy
26. Sweet or sour?
sour
27. Beach or mountains?
beach
28. Mounds or almond joy?
almound joy, hands down.
29. Do YOU feel like a nut?
Klondik Bar, what?
30. Give or receive?
Give
31. Chocolate or caramel?
you can't have one alone!
32. Paper or plastic?
paper
33. Beer or wine?
Jager
34. Half empty, or half full?
Half empty
35. Apples or oranges?
or bananas?
36. Castle or a mansion?
castle
37. Do it fast or do it right?
do it good.
38. Optimist or pessimist
pessimist
39. Pancakes or waffles?
chocolate chip pancakes
40. Burn out or fade away?
burn out
41. Sky dive or deep sea dive?
no dive
42. Favorite word?
clammy
43. Favorite historical figure?
Che Guevara
44. Which historical figure could we have done without?
Ben Franklin, bastard.
45. Favorite boy name?
boy
46. Favorite girl name?
girl
47. Favorite childhood toys?
my shreifs costume and my mini surfboard
48. Favorite Kool-Aid flavor?
strawberry
49. Favorite pick-up line?
it's dirty
50. Favorite cereal?
Lucky Charms marshmellows with Cheerio's. heart healthy.
51. Favorite smell?
spray paint
52. Favorite decade of the past century?
'30s
53. Favorite month of the year?
January
54. Favorite subject in school?
english
55. Least favorite subject in school?
P.E.
56 Favorite pie?
i do not like pie.
57. Favorite curse word?
fucktard
58. Favorite kids movie?
How To Deal
59. What happened in the last dream you remember?
i got my teeth taken out and then went swimming in the ocean with Laura
60. First pet?
a rock named Tito
61. What annoys you?
exceedingly up beat strangers.
62. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
i don't know. you should ask Lil Kim.
63. What position do you sleep in?
on my stomach with my head under the pillow.
64. Have you ever fainted?
yep, and it was goddamn manly.
65. What was the last thing you ate?
cake
66. Do you have any bad habits?
cigarettes,and making myself throw up when i feel sick.
67. If you could visit any time period, what would it be?
'20s
68. What would Jesus do?
build a hut
69. What do you want to be when you grow up?
smarter, and prettier
70. Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll?
Elvis
71. What did you like to make believe as a child?
i had friends.
72. Did you have an imaginary friend?
fuck yeah
73. What was the last book you read?
The Battle of Seattle: The New Challenge to Capitalist Globalization
74. What is the first thing you wash in the shower?
my tum tum
75. If you could learn any foreign language, what would it be?
Unicorn
76. If you had the choice to live forever, would you?
yep
77. If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you?
nope, i got it easy, and i know it.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
78. Fate?
yes
79. Ghosts?
dur
80. God?
nope
81. Big foot?
sure
82. Soul mates?
nah... yeah
83. Aliens?
cha
84. Angels?
nope
85. Loch Ness monster?
have you seen the Reggie and the Full Effect video?
86. Heaven and hell?
not necessarily.
87. The Zodiac?
uh.
88. Love at first sight?
eh, no.
89. Karma?
probably
90. Vampires?
sure
91. What are your turn ons in the opposite sex?
intelligence and everything else.
92. What are your turn offs in the opposite sex?
girls that take half-naked pictures of themselves and put them on their websites. unintelligence.
93. What is the worst trend of the present time?
bell bottoms, boys with long hair and The Love Boat
94. You can’t sleep. What do you do?
everything.
95. Do you smoke?
yes
96. Do you drink?
everything.
97. If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be?
touch
98. Do you follow your head, your heart, or your crotch?
head
99. Do you truly know who you are?
i know my name, my address and my hieght.
100. Are you superstitious?
sometimes.
101. Are you sentimental?
not especially
102. How many times a day do you eat?
20-30 times, depends on where i'm working, or how much money i have.
103. Are you more of a main idea or detail type of person?
all of the above
104. Have you ever been close to death?
yes
105 Do you like roller coasters?
no
106. Do you talk in your sleep?
yes, and i say really embarrassing things. it's pretty dope.
107. Do you go to church?
nope
108. If you could open up your own business, what would it be?
probably a bookstore.
109. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend?
the yellow Power Ranger
110. What is your weakness?
really good music videos and head massages.
111. What was the last movie you saw that made you cry?
Bambi
112. If love were a flavor, which flavor would it be?
Mexican candy
113. If hate were a flavor, which flavor would it be?
Kraft Macarooni and Cheese. burnt Kraft Macarooni and Cheese
114. Is lying sometimes necessary?
yep
115. If you could visit anywhere in the US, where would it be?
Iwoa
116. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Cananda
117. Do you feel like your physical self matches your personality?
can your personality be disfigured?
118. Do you dress up for Halloween?
i was Vince from Recess last year.
119. What color of underwear are you wearing?
stripped white and blue boxers from Target.
120. Do you tend to date people younger or older than you?
niether.
121. Do your exes look alike?
no, not really.
122. Have you ever been in love?
nope
123. Have you ever hallucinated?
yes.
124. What do you like most about the opposite sex?
they get mad about the cutest stuff.
125. Have you ever been on a blind date?
nope
126. Would you want to be cloned?
nope, that'd be cruel.
127. Have you ever peed in public?
si.
128. How did you find out that there was no Santa Claus?
my mom told me.
129. Do you always want what you can't have?
nah. but i'm cynical.
130. Can you cook?
i've set myself on fire cooking in the microwave.
131. What do you think about before you fall asleep?
people i like naked.
132. Step into your cave. There you will find your power animal. What kind of animal is it?
a unicorn with special magical sparkle powers.
133. End this survey with your favorite quote:
"You start out with hand jobs and progress to orgies. You smoke dope and then, the big H. bigger, better, stronger, faster. The key word is progress"