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i'm quitting med school to be an elementry school teacher.
i love eating paste and coloring shit.

Dear Parker,
I know, I was never supposed to show this photograph to anyone. You said if I did you stick your foot so far up my ass it would kick out my front teeth.

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DEAR OMAHA:


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stop trying to touch my naughty parts, dave.

GOODBYE OMAHA
GOING TO THE BIG APPLE


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fuck this town.
im getting out.

being your boyfriend is like being dick slapped two hours of every day, by a black man with herpes.

NATHAN JAMES, WINNER OF THE GAYEST LIVEJOURNAL BACKGROUND, EVER.
[this isn't the offensive kind of 'gay' it's the kind of demasculating gay, you know, like fruity]

btw, i got new kicks, they the shit.