funniest fucking thing ever!

[static_remains]

http://www.truechristian.com/masturbation.html

serious just go look through it... odd odd people thought this shit up... sad to say that people actually live like this

viva la vibrators...

Comments

[bellandye]

Its a good thing I have a girl friend now or I'd be in big trouble. What if you don't believe inn the bible, does that mean you are immune to its spiting? Oh jesus people, so silly.

[static_remains]

but if you arent married your a fornicator!!!! hahah man i love babbling bullshit like that. its great.. im glad i dont believe in religion.

[xrestlessx]

Wow, I am SO going to hell. I masturbate like a feind! hahaa. Man, you can't do anything...you can't have sex before marriage, you can't hire a prostitute, and you can't even MASTURBATE! FUCK THAT SHIT!! I would rather go to hell!!!!!!
"Masturbation is more dangerous than smoking" I haven't heard of anyone dying from cancer of the orgasm.
"chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness." hahaha, that explains the glasses, needing the anti-depressants, always getting beaten up and the forever forgetting where I put my keys

[static_remains]

it was something that needed to be shared!!! I cant help but to feel that i have sinned a million and a half times in my life... and i loved every second of it. stupid christian extremists

[bellandye]

Whats so scary about it? Yikes, whatever, up with masturbation and fornicating!