A pirate walks into a bar.

The bartender notices that the pirate has a steering wheel attached to his crotch.

The bartender says, "Isn't that uncomfortable?"

The pirate then says, "ARRRGH, it's driving me nuts!!!"

Hahaha!!

Here's the Interview.

http://www.mtv.com/bands/a/a_perfect_circle/news_feature_040122/?headlines=true

Loder: Why do you never include a lyric sheet with your albums? Why do fans have to go online to get them ( Read more... )

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I forgot what I had to say.

I was thinking of walking into the bathroom and looking into the mirror, and in place of my own reflection, there would be a disfigured and deformed version of mydelf. Tee shoulder extended upwards and to the right, the tip being horizontally lined up with the ear. A bone would be stretching the skin out from my neck; pushing through the flesh. My ( Read more... )

I had a huge fuckin' bear beard...my head seriously looked like a bear. It was all round and furry.

I shaved it, and now my whole face looks thinner and I have a goatee! It kicks ass! Fucking hot.

I just thought I'd say that, I made Macaroni and Cheese. It's really good.

Nothing. Ooo wow, there's a shocker. Played a video game (aren't I cool?) then I went on the computer for an action packed adventure. Holy shit ( Read more... )

Im IMing random people and I'm putting "VAGINA" in big bold letters! I'm having a load of fun

what if I were to become a contract killer? (assassin) What you think?