So, I always wondered if I would know at first sight if I would spend the rest of my life with someone, or if it happened in time, if you like woke up one morning and just knew ( Read more... )

Last night, I dreamed that Justin from the band 'Blue October' got injured and I came from the audience and joined the band as a frizzy, energetic guitar player. Our first show was a bust though as the audience stormed us and broke my guitar, someone was also trampled and killed at the show. Spirits within the band were at an all-time low, just ( Read more... )

Also, I dyed my hair .... red. Now you may say, Eric your hair is already red ... but no ... this is a very bright red. Very bright. I like it, except everyone at work has to act really shocked and comment about it at work. But I was expecting that. Maybe I will put a picture on my space or something. It's kinda shocking though, because I will ( Read more... )

Alright, so I have given ample time to recover from Modest Mouse. If God rested on the seventh day, he most certainly rocked out to Modest Mouse on the fourth day, cus that concert was awesome. So, Alis and I get to the venue after some known trials and tribulations (driving in Austin). Now, we're going to see Modest Mouse and The Walkmen, but the ( Read more... )

MODEST MOUSE IS THE POISON > THEY WILL SPEW THE SERPENT'S BLOOD UPON THEE AND THOU SHALT BE COVERED IN A GOOEY-LIKE ROCK SUBSTANCE ( Read more... )

NORTH CONWAY, N.H. (AP) -- A Maine man arrested after he was found peering at a teenage girl at a rest-stop outhouse pleaded no contest to criminal trespass, and a judge urged him to seek help for whatever drove him to climb into the waste-filled toilet ( Read more... )

Also:
Things that anger me lately:

1. Chicken Little
2. That song on the Six Flags commercial.

That is all.

So, on Thursday night, we go see Rocky Horror at the Alamo Draft House. It was cool, they perform the entire movie in from of the screen, showing the movie and people scream out one-liners and squirt water guns all during the movie ... We drank, some of us more than others (ALISSA). We had reason to drink as we had planned for some time to see Blue ( Read more... )

Idea for a gay porno:
Scene intro: Dan Marino jumps into a huddle of grown men

Marino: OK, who wants to go deep?

pan shot of man holding his arm to the left

Owner of Papa John's Pizza: 'Ohh, I do'

Wait. That's not gay porn, that's a pizza commercial. But, it's what I would think gay porn would be like.

People put the strangest things in their obits, you have no idea how many old ladies have 'Go Spurs!!' in their obituaries ( Read more... )