So, two muffins were sitting in an oven, baking...
One of the muffins caught fire and started screaming, "Oh my god, I'm on fire, help me!!!"

The other muffin looked over and said,
"Holy crap! A talking muffin!!!"

Saturday, January 14th
Bluebird Theater
8:00 PM
Tribe / Ransom / Deepender / Invisible Orange
All Ages - Free tickets for 21+, $5 for under 21

If you want you some tickets, let me know...

Don't anyone say I didn't hold out as long as I could:
http://www.myspace.com/45540281

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Saturday, January 14, 2006
Bluebird Theater
Deep3nder Corporation

Cost, time, other bands, etc. still unknown.

5-day weekend + Miami Vice marathon = aww-right!

The Civic is going away tonight.
We are go-flight for separation anxiety in T minus 10, 9, 8...

Someone found a way into Gates ( Read more... )

Wicked-cool Subaru: acquired.
I know there are faster cars out there, but I've never driven one.
Ludicrous speed, go!

If someone on your flist quotes Shakespeare today, you must follow suit ( Read more... )