so im baad, but you prolly already knew that.

and in my baadness i relized that i also really fat, which basically is awesome because im soft and basically thats kinda neat.

I FELL ASLEEP IN COLEMAN BECAUSE IM FLOSSIN AND I GOT SLAPPED.
(hardball)

oh, the gootsie woot-skya bean cheen-bop shiz nija is all bogied up in my wootsie with mama....say

im at school right now. im really fucking bored. mrs buteros class can likc my fucking asshole

this blows

ya, i just got off the fone with brANdan. he is fat and i want his pussy. wo. sup, drinking a beer....

spencer is a drama practice cause he is a THESPIAN. that is all

tttttttiiiiiigggggghhhhhttttt

basically im really fat, so you know what?
SUCK A DICK!

un chucka tat.

WAIT!
...drinkin a beer.

i came out of the closet today. i am now free to make love to men as i please

my mom is going to shit a brick, BAAD.

dude check it out i invented camel toe today that is sick no???