that would have been a great time to use this line I want to try.
"I'm so sorry, I must have my asshole magnet on."
what makes you hot, is how you feel about yourself. and if someone is trying to change you to fit the mold they have in their mind, fuck em.
I knew this guy, who having failed to lose his virginity in college, (asad dweeby little guy) finally got lucky in summer stock theatre. This nice ASM decided to pop his cherry, and he dared to complain to me she didn't trim her pubic hair, and it shocked him. welcome to the real world we come in different sizes
My doctor has finally settled into the fact that I can coem in for a check up and have normal blood pressure after having a triple latte, several cigarettes, and having driven (which will always raise my heart rate). She's also realised that I cannot track weight because if I'm exercising I will gain, not loose. I want to get down a pant size because I will feel better in general for health reasons.
My usual response to someone who gives me the "You'd be hot if..." is to look at them and say, "Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately? Not exactly Mr. Perfect, are you?" or (more frequently) "You'd be hot if you were taller."
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"I'm so sorry, I must have my asshole magnet on."
what makes you hot, is how you feel about yourself. and if someone is trying to change you to fit the mold they have in their mind, fuck em.
I knew this guy, who having failed to lose his virginity in college, (asad dweeby little guy) finally got lucky in summer stock theatre. This nice ASM decided to pop his cherry, and he dared to complain to me she didn't trim her pubic hair, and it shocked him. welcome to the real world we come in different sizes
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in other news... I MISS YOU... we should hang out or something soon.
you *are* still in the Seattle area, yeah?
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My usual response to someone who gives me the "You'd be hot if..." is to look at them and say, "Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately? Not exactly Mr. Perfect, are you?" or (more frequently) "You'd be hot if you were taller."
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but then, I can be bitchy. ;)
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