Of sunbaths and graduations [audio/action]

[stay_classy_cat]

[Today is a beautiful day in April. As such, Warren needs to get his sunbaths on, so you can find him around campus catching some sun (or some Z's) and probably in some peculiar spots. That sunny bench you wanted to sit on? No, he is sprawled across it and hogging it all for himself. That car? The hood of it will be lucky to not have a soft

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Pppprivates

[miss_dreavus]

How did...

I'm not even sure how to go about this. I can't very well make a post asking if there are any undercover members around, can I?

[Aw yeah Privates]

[stay_classy_cat]

You're not thinking like what you are. Be mmmnnn you know, ghostly. Float through walls, give him a good spook, see what you can find out. You can do that, right?

stop touching me in my private places warren

[miss_dreavus]

[BUT WHAT IF HE HAS DARK TYPES AAAH...]

Alright. I can give it a shot.

p-p-private places

[stay_classy_cat]

There's a good girl. I know you can do it.

ACTION

[pedaltothemetal]

[You picked

the wrong car.]

HEY, ASSHOLE.

[stay_classy_cat]

[He sits up and not very fast, looking around for the boisterous buffoon who woke him up from his glorious cat nap. Oh look it's an angry guy. Warren points to himself as if to say, Me?]

[pedaltothemetal]

No, the other asshole on the car.

Yes you.

[stay_classy_cat]

[He yawns]

Yes?

[impish_shadow]

What's wrong with a few naked parties?

[stay_classy_cat]

I never said there was anything wrong with them at all.

Are you a practitioner, miss...?

[impish_shadow]

Midna.

I suppose you could say that. This realm is a bit uptight with its views on nudity, hee hee.

[stay_classy_cat]

I suppose for the better in some instances. I might have to disagree in yours if I'm not being too frank.

I'm Seth.

[Action!]

[punchtheflute]

Warren wasn't the only lazy guy laying around in the sun sleeping. Sonny Moe was taking his customary High-Noon nap time right in the super bright sunshine in some grassy area not far from the dorms. He was snoring only gently, his large stomach rising and falling with the inhale and exhale of flower scented air. Oh, what bliss!

The only thing that could possibly make this any sweeter was the possibility of someone curled up on his stomach. A very small someone. Well, comparitively. A small, purple, catlike someone who had also loved to take naps in the sunshine. He missed Euphie most at times like this.

Re: [Action!]

[stay_classy_cat]

Oh sweet mother of mercy, it was a Snorlax lounging in that perfectly sunny spot, and with no one sleeping on his stomach or sticking his butt into his face. This was a crying shame! An awful tragedy! Oh, it was difficult to resist.

But alas, Warren did not want to publicly oust himself as a Pokemon so soon. So clearly he would just have to carefully crawl on top of the sleeping Snorlax as a human. Yes this wasn't awkward at all.

But it felt so right.

Re: [Action!]

[punchtheflute]

It DID didn't it?

Sonny couldn't have agreed more. There was a break in the snoring before a large, blue-fuzzed paw swung through the air and landed right between Warren's shoulderblades.

"Laax lax... lax."

Euphie. I knew you'd... come back.

Snoring and sleep-petting ensued. He was still more than out like a light.

haha oh my god this is going to be a beautiful thread xD

[stay_classy_cat]

The moment the snoring stopped Warren debated bolting but before he knew it he had been handed his fate--quite literally.

He was stuck on the stomach of a an admittedly warm and comfortable sleeping Snorlax. That might be fine if he wasn't being petted affectionately and being mistaken for someone named Euphie?

Maybe if he carefully prodded the sleeping giant's cheek he could wake him up.

[audio]

[drawin_on_trees]

[gigglesnort] naked parties.

[audio]

[stay_classy_cat]

Yes. That's what I said.

[audio]

[drawin_on_trees]

Can I come to the naked party?

[audio]

[stay_classy_cat]

That depends... are you an attractive person or can you bring attractive people to this hypothetical naked party?