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[staygold_wario]

WHAT? What do you mean there's no place for me to stay? I accepted this job thinking that they'd provide me with a comfortable living space. Preferably a castle.

Oh yeah, I'm Wario. I'm your new health teacher for whenever this place stops looking like a heap of rubble.

At least I don't have to teach right now.

((OOC: If the teacher's dorms are

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[badasscopters]

Heh, actually, there's them teacher's dorms they've got around. Those ain't COMPLETELY destroyed (though some o' them are), so ya' can stay there.

Uh, hey... Wario, ain't it? Name's Goose. Ya' look familiar... like I've seen ya' on a mountaintop be-

...

Oh fuck.

((OOC: SINCE YOU HAVE PLAYED PILOTWINGS, YOU PROBABLY KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. BD))

[staygold_wario]

Eh? I was under the impression that the teachers' dorms were completely gone. I'll have to check that out, then.

Are you a teacher too?

((OOC: YES! I know exactly what you're talking about! XD Good times, good times.))

[badasscopters]

Go ahead~ I ain't livin' on-campus (I actually live in an apartment with my boyfriend), but I still think ya'll like what ya' see.

'Course I am! History teacher. And yer' the Health guy ... heh. Interestin'. Might stop by yer' class.

[staygold_wario]

Fatty?! Studies show that a little pudge is better than none at all!

How's that for teaching health, loser?

[sportsflower]

YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU

What you know about HEALTH could fit in a matchbook!

[staygold_wario]

Too bad you don't have any brain to process anything I could teach!

I know more about health than any of you!

[sportsflower]

I don't think I WANT to process anything you could teach!

Says the guy with ROLLS OF FLAB hanging out of your overalls.

[staygold_wario]

HEY. Being overweight says nothing about a person's knowledge of health.

IT'S A GENETIC CONDITION.

[things_go_boom]

Are you mustached student's father?

[staygold_wario]

I'm no one's father!

[things_go_boom]

Well good thing then, large nose!

[bowser_junior]

Hey, look who decided to join the party!

I don't think any comfortable living space is gonna fit around that fat butt of yours!

[staygold_wario]

You're here too?! Why did I take this job...?

Shove it, loser, of I'll pound your head in.

[bowser_junior]

Whaddaya gonna do, pal? Sit on me?

[staygold_wario]

Don't tempt me.