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[stazifrenzal]

So I was mildly intoxicated. Replace mild with abolutely smashed. I was travelling home in a cab from randwick with a bunch of mates. Some of this I don't remember, but had my mates tell me when I woke up. Some golden lines include

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[hesfb]

"Hey cab driver, are you Indian?"
"No I'm from Fiji"
"Best. European. Nation. Ever" <<< Best. Line. Ever.

[goo_goo_muck]

hey, i am maya's friend minnie.
one time i gave you a wedgie.
where i am going with all this is... add me (please)

[stazifrenzal]

hi maya's friend. i don't remember a wedgie. when was this and/or was it arousing?
i just spent a night at wollongong with maya. she's a dumdum. she passed out before she went to the gig she came down for. how unarousing.