My estimated uai is 93.95 - however this was for 2003, and if trends continue it will be about 92.95, which more then puts me into bachelor of arts which only requires about 87UAI ( Read more... )

---First thing: dont forget to comment. No matter how brief. Remember kids, I write if you all encourage me too :) I'm that kind of guy. I also artificially inseminate sheep and craft sex dolls from cheese on weekends ( Read more... )

Sorry guys. No time to write up any of schoolies. Had a packed day today, almost as packed as my anus ( Read more... )

A giant write up of schoolies is coming. For you crazy yanks with your loud music and cheese sandwiches: schoolies is the pilgrimage we embark on after finishing year 12.

Those who know me well know how much I despise the OC. With the fury of someone who is slightly angry at everything all the time. Possibly Wodak the angry hippy. Prior to tonight, I had only seen one episode before: the pilot. It was silly, over the top, soapy, poorly acted and homosexual. Not that i minded the latter. However, I had just gotten in ( Read more... )

I feel confused and lost. For entries to explain how I'm feeling and what's going on I've started a new journal. This one is written by hand, so I don't distract you from my usual humorous entries. Stupid life and stuff.

Usually my entries are funny. But this is not funny. Fucking howard and bush ( Read more... )

Should I get back with my ex? Hmmmmmmmm I wonder. I suppose I could use the sexy time during the hsc. She saw me at the library today and then called me later asking me out for coffee. Wait, who am I kidding I love the mancock. My true love is Jean-paul.

Since I have not exactly posted in a million billion and my last post is flooded with comments, I have decided to make an equally useless one which will hopefully detract your attention long enough to make you believe this is a quality post, whereas in reality this has no comic value whatsoever. In fact, I may even write up what happened today to ( Read more... )

Today, I have officially finished and graduated from Year 12. It's funny how we look foward to the moment we leave so intently, yet when it's presented to us we no longer wish to. I'll miss a lot of things. The big hairy greek man in the toilets mostly, but also my mates, some of the teachers and a sense of stability that it created ( Read more... )