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[ste_phanie]

so, i'm not on the brink of some kind of heinous virus. again. my glands are the size of ten mammoths and i used the torch the dental surgeon gave me to check out my wisdom teeth holes, and my throat is the reddest, grossest thing ever. and that dangly bit at the back of the throat looks like a dangly bog

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[headlessjessie]

thats the dog i want!!!!!

[paintinglines]

Steph, you are an alcoholic.

[ste_phanie]

I'M WILLING TO ACCEPT THAT AS LONG AS SOMEBODY WILL GIVE ME A FUCKING DRINK MADE OF BOOZE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE

[paintinglines]

Tell you what. Seeing as I can no longer drink, when you come back to newcastle, you can have the rest of my bottle of butterscotch schnapps.

[ste_phanie]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
thanks a lot
why dont u just pour your own vomit into my mouth to CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MAN

GOSH