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Landing: [action/accidental voice]

Aug 30, 2010 10:15

[There's commotion at Seventh Heaven. Xander Harris has found himself sitting at a nice corner table with a menu in front of him and a glass of ice water. The problem is, four seconds earlier he was driving toward Seattle on Interstate 5.

Also? Now he has wings. They're the color of this puffy frouffy furniture thingyWeird. He picks up the menu ( Read more... )

road trip interrupted, landing, dude where's my car

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[voice] ratnavati August 30 2010, 15:20:17 UTC

[If she had to guess, she'd say he was in the same situation she was a few days ago.]

Are you all right?

[voice] steadfastest August 30 2010, 15:41:11 UTC

Uh, that would be a no. Apparently I've opened a restaurant with talking menus.

Re: [voice] ratnavati August 30 2010, 16:15:05 UTC

[You know what they don't have in her worlds? Restaurants. Of course, there are Reasons for this.]

But you're not hurt.

[voice] steadfastest August 30 2010, 16:18:47 UTC

Now that you mention it, my back is killing me. Because...

I have wings.

[He lays his head down on the table and wraps both hands around the back of it. Wings. WINGS.]

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likevegeta August 30 2010, 15:47:49 UTC

Xander?

[voice?] steadfastest August 30 2010, 15:59:01 UTC

Yeah? Who wants to know?

[voice] i win at subject lines likevegeta August 30 2010, 16:05:56 UTC

Um, me, Andrew does?

[voice] /awards blue ribbon for subject line win steadfastest August 30 2010, 16:11:28 UTC

Andrew...uh, not ringing any bells, man.

...

Wait. [Xander squints at the icon that has appeared in his journal/menu thingy.]

Hey. Andrew as in Tucker's Brother Andrew? Yeah...yeah, I think I sort of remember you.

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[ voice ] idkmybffroy August 30 2010, 16:05:38 UTC

[ Trollololol. ]

Did you open a restaurant? I'm sure we could always use more than we have.

[ voice ] steadfastest August 30 2010, 16:17:11 UTC

Uh---I'm thinking NO, because this definitely isn't a menu, and if this was my restaurant I'd already have the damn Twinkies in front of me. Who are you?

[ voice ] idkmybffroy August 30 2010, 16:56:55 UTC

Well, you do have a point there...unless your employees just dislike you for some reason.

[ And with cheer for you: ] I'm Maes Hughes! A pleasure to make your acquaintance.

[ voice ] steadfastest August 30 2010, 17:02:22 UTC

Huh. [This guy is WEIRD.]

Xander, Xander Harris. Maybe when I eventually wake up from whatever weird dream this is, I'll remember you, Maes Hughes.

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[ voice ] sittingtype August 30 2010, 16:22:14 UTC

Pain in your back?

[ voice ] steadfastest August 30 2010, 16:24:34 UTC

Huh? Yeah. Yeah, how'd you know?

[ voice ] sittingtype August 30 2010, 16:27:36 UTC

Because I was experiencing the same kind of discomfort yesterday.

[ voice ] steadfastest August 30 2010, 16:34:37 UTC

Uh huh. So what you're saying is that we're two winged guys who probably have better places to be right now.

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[voice] consultmybooks August 30 2010, 16:55:37 UTC

[Giles' voice when it comes over the journal is quite surprised, to say the least]

...Xander?

Where are you?

[voice] steadfastest August 30 2010, 17:05:11 UTC

[What? Giles? NOW maybe things will start making sense!]

Giles! You're not going to believe this, but I'm stuck in some place called Luceti and I've got wings. I know--you can insult my road-tripping abilities later. This is like the worst spell ever. And I should know. I was a cannibalistic hyena.

Re: [voice] consultmybooks August 30 2010, 18:30:48 UTC

Xander, I know.

I meant, where are you in town? I'm here, as well. So are Willow, and Buffy. They have wings. I have wings. Absolutely everyone has wings. It's something of a requirement.

And no, you're not dreaming. I've had that conversation already.

[voice] steadfastest August 30 2010, 18:43:17 UTC

Well if this huge plate of waffles is any indication, I'm in a restaurant.

[Sounds of eating.]

Mmmmmsgood restaurant.

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