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[steaksammich]

I've decided that, as of today, I'm no longer going to go to work. Fedex's fiscal year ends and begins on June 1st. So we need to get all our vacation days out of the way before then. Every year I'm left with 2 or 3 stray days that never found their way into my schecule during the year so at random points in April and May, I get the day off. Today

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[adamant_turtle]

Actually, the last paper in any stack IS messed up...because of how they're all bound together with the twine and all...

[steaksammich]

That's probably how it started. The top one was always wrinkled, so I'd go for the next one. And now, even if the top one is fine, I reach for the second out of habit.

[shamrocandroll]

Awesome, so now we don't have to worry about finding a place where we'd have equal commutes to work! Your donation idea had better work out, though. I'm not gunna be your sugar-mamma.

[steaksammich]

So far, no good. The donations aren't exactly rolling in.

[lambertman]

If any potential donors wish that their money would make a higher percentage of difference in someone's life, I only need $40k.

[steaksammich]

No takers so far...I think we might both be out of luck

[edtheripper]

I'll throw a few bucks towards ya but when it comes time for me to buy a car, I'm going to expect some payback.

[steaksammich]

But the donations will be my only source of income! I'm not going to be able to give.

[katrinkles]

it's posts like this that cause me to check livejournal every few months, you are so funny.

[steaksammich]

Thanks! I don't know about the rest of your friends list, but I know I rarely post these days. So every few months is enough to keep up

[katrinkles]

are you funny on facebook too? i check that much more often. maybe we should be friends. :)

[steaksammich]

According to Erin I'm only funny on facebook when I steal her jokes. But if you like top 5 lists then my facebook is the way to go!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=567816540&ref=profile