Yo....I'm new
Basics.
*What do you go by? Laura
*How many candles on the cake? Well my cake was too awesome to put candles on but there would have been 16
*Where is your homestead? Seattle, Wa
*Men, women, or both? Both
*Screen name and why is it that? ShireBagles, Laura Darko Well ShireBagles was something my friend told me about her crazy uncle John that one morning ran around the house for no reason pretending to be gollum and was yelling about wanting some Shire Bagels *Shrugs* The have a weird but awesome family. Laura Darko was because of as you might beable to tell...Donnie Darko. The directors cut opened a month or two ago and I saw it 4 times in 2 weeks. Yup, I was crazed. So I get home and what do I do? Make a screen name of course! I love Lord of the rings and Donnie darko both too much....Oh well!
Favorites.
*Bands? Odd collection...but you get the picture...HIM, Nikka Costa, Kinky, Blonde redhead, Blondie, The Killers, Spice girls (Old school), Bob marley, The Cure, Tears for fears, Joydivision, Carley Simon, Swichfoot, Marilyn Manson, Grease soundtrack, Cold play, Nirvana, Dead kennedys, Kamelot, Boa, Old school Michael jackson, Lauryen hill, Cat power, David Bowie, Bjork, Cowboy bebop music, Sheryl Crow, N.E.R.D., Bush, Cindi Loper, Gary Jules (Mad world), Epoxies, Ants invasion, Radiohead, TLC, Temptations, Frou frou..blah blah blah
*Color? Pink...all shades
*Movies?Donnie darko, Amilie, Girl inrerrupted, But I'm a cheerleader, Normal, Some like it hot, Fight club, Spun, Lion king, Alice in wonderland (non cartoon), Sleepy hollow, Oceans 11, Rocky horror picture show, hedwig and the angry inch, Kill bill vol 1&2, Lord of the rings trilogy, Whale rider, All that jazz, Chicago, Fried green tomatoes, Labrynth, Out of the ashes, A little princess...on and on
*Books? A few..The Lovely Bones, Lucky, The Torn skirt, Lord of the rings Fellowship of the ring, Harold and the purple crayon.
*Smell? shampoo, Roses, Party ice container at super markets, cinnimon, vanilla, my bed, Teya, Indian food annnnnd....gasoline
*Word? Fuzzywumpleton and fuck
*Person? Marilyn Monroe, Teya
*Item of clothing? ( that you own ) My tie skirt. made from 21 very colorful ties.
*Item of jewelry? ( that you own ) My Heart Tiara
*Drink? Thai Iced Tea
*Food?Pasta
This or That.
*Pencil or Pen? Pen
*Incubus or Green Day? Hmm...I never really got into either even though I do like em both. But I'll go with Incubus cause Brandon is better looking then Billy joe.
*Guitar or Drums? Guitar, I play.
*Herpes or Syphillis? What a choice! Herpes I guess.
*Fork, Spoon, or SPORK?! Spork, Baby!
*Webcam or Your Mom? Webcam
*Day or Night? They both have their perks but night
*Candles or Incense? Candles
*Shrooms or Acid? I hate the whole fungi family, so I'll go Acid.
*AOL or AIM? Aim
*Hot or Cold? Seattle=cold
Random.
*Alli or Jess and why?Both....cause I dont know them so how can I chose?
*What do you think of Tony? ( the guy on the banners ) He looks like he needs a hug.
*What would you do if you met your favorite band EVER? I have met one of my favorite bands ever and I talked to them for a bit and had them sign things took a picture for photography class then they kissed me on the cheek and left. I love Kinky.
*Pick a band that you hate and explain why *IN DETAIL*
*Tell an embarrassing story. Hmm...Oh man...Took me a few minutes to get this one. Ok so in 3rd grade I was pretty tall (I'm 6 foot now) and my hair was cut short...afro-ish. I was in my school uniform which was a red sweatshirt and navy blue pants. So I'm in Albertsons and I went to get some milk and I'm walking not looking at anyone when this woman stops me and say's "Oh my! You look just like my son did when he was your age!" I just looked at her cause she was gripping my sholder, then proceeds "I knew I should have brought him! Then you could see what your gonna look like when you grow up!" She gave me a huge smile. You know the type...middle aged woman with heavy pink lipstick, blue eyeshadow and lots of makeup trying to be "young again"....So I smiled nodded and walked back to my mom. I wish I could find that lady today and walk up to her and go...."Hmm this is what your son looked like, huh? *Grabs breasts* Did he by any chance have a sex change?"
*Ever been to New York? No, But I would love to.
*If you could dye your hair any color, what color? Pink, I want a pink moehalk soooo bad but my hair is too curly.
*Fuck me hard and nasty. Ok, when and where? I'll be ready
*Make me laugh......My mom likes to eat Banana's dipped in mayonnaise. Gross but true.
*What are you wearing? Nothing....remmeber...I told you I'd be ready.
*What's your favorite possession?My Dad's old Canon F-1
*Ever met a band? What band? Yup, Kinky...and I met everclear back in the day...lol
*Favorite concert EVER. Both Kinky concerts cause they told me they were watching me dancing and how beautiful I was...Lol...cute little mexican guys.
*My pen is a pistola. Rock On
*My spoon is too big! What!?! There is no such thing as your spoon being too big! Better to shovel lucky charms with.
*Do you like Coldplay? Hell Yes.
*Promote us somewhere and give us a link.
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Opinions. ( Be detailed or die. ) Yes ma'am!
*What do you think of "scene kids"? *Shrugs* Their just kids. I have alot of "Scene kid" friends. Their cool, just like everyone else. Who cares if their into a scene...if you don't like it don't be friends with em. Easy as that.
*What do you think of self-mutilation//suicide? Cutting is just another way to cope. Some of us Eat, Shop, drink, excersize...whatever you do it's a relase. That's what cutting is for most kids. Some Cut to cut...who am I to tell them that it's wrong? But I do try to help my friends deal with things in other ways then always cutting. Just a different way to get out the same things. Suicide...Well I've had One close friend commit suicide a close family friend and one friend that has tryed a few times...more as a "Cry for help" type dealy. I think it's a hard subject to judge on...I mean some people get so low that that really feels like the only way out...I had a friend that was the boyfriend on the friend that commited suicide and it just hurt him so badly that he tryed a few times but was too scared to face whatever comes next....but he kept trying and I tryed to help him with it but after awhile saw that maybe it was the only way he could feel better...and complete. I know it sounds awful but it was one of those things you have to live yourself. He's still alive though, worked it out.
*What do you think of todays youth? Umm.....Well 60% of teenagers bother me just because everything is so based on your looks and what you wear...or who you go out with. It makes me sick, I'm just not that type of person that cares about those things. I care about what makes a person who they are. I'm cool with the other 40%.
*What do you think of racism? I fucking hate it...it made my first five years in school a living hell. I was in an all white school being a not all white girl. I got beat up every break by all the kids in my class and the teachers didn't care cause they were racist too. One of em tryed to expel me for throwing her a birthday party at lunchtime. Yep. It was pretty bad. Thus making me and angry child...but the next school helped with that *Shrugs* But yes....Racists and homophobic people need to dig a deep deep hole and lay there til they figure out what they have done wrong....and maybe we'll put some dunce caps on em to make em feel worse.
*Pick one thing that means a lot to you and talk about it.
Umm...My adoption. My birth parents were 16 when they had me and gave me up for adoption. What I didn't know til about three months ago was my birth father didn't want to give me up. My birth mother Christina signed his name on the papers and I was illegally adopted without him knowing. So he tryed to get me back in court for two years but once my dad died...he died from AIDS my Mom begged and begged Sean(birth father) to stop cause I was all she had left...so he did...and he couldn't watch other people raise me so he didn't talk to me til I was 13. Now we have a good relationship and talk alot I see him now and then. They live in california so It's hard. Christina,the bitch got knocked up again when she was 19 and had my sister...but kept her. I met her once when we were little....we played together at a park...but no one told us we were sisters. I may seem a little angry towards Christina...cause I am....she hasn't even tryed to see me or talk to me...atleast Sean did. She's shady and did alot of Shady things to my family. I'm gonna stop now before I get really upset.
Oh Glee. Picture Time!
*3 or more pictures of YOU and YOU ONLY. Easy as cake.
Ode to Marilyn.
One of those Great "Hey Laura!" Then you turn around and go "What?!" right when they take the picture.
Get it?
*A picture of one or more of your friends.
Yes...it is a 6 and a half foot penis.
*A picture of a family member.
Me My Dad Sean and my cousin Sydney....it's a pretty bad picture of Sean.
*A picture of something random.
This was the best thing ever! Shoe car!!! With room at the top to seat a wonderfully fabulous Queen
My Barbie, She's hanging from my ceiling...She protects me. Lol. You walk in and she has her hands outstretched for you.
*A picture of something funny.. and I mean fucking funny.
Maybe it's just me.
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