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*What do you go by? jennifer
*How many candles on the cake? 18
*Where is your homestead? houston
*Men, women, or both? men
*Screen name and why is it that? Phiregrl, from 6th grade. At the time I thought astrology was the shit. My birthstone, sapphire, was too long for aol. I shortened it to "phire." Now I can't change it. it's like I've married the screenname. Married and birthed a child that is my livejournal.
Favorites.
*Bands? spoon, zeppelin, the who, Interpol, the strokes, minus the bear, café tacuba, The Clash, the owls, the interest kills, G.Love, wilco, joy division, beck, radiohead, french kicks
*Color? Light blue
*Movies? Harold and maude, the graduate, the big lebowski, easy rider, Donnie darko, the dreamers
*Books? Frannie and zooey, me talk pretty one day
*Smell? jasmine
*Word? clearly
*Person? Mo Rocca
*Item of clothing? ( that you own ) shirt made out of bandanas
*Item of jewelry? ( that you own ) i make jewelry. these are my favorites.
*Drink? Hard lemonade
*Food? mango
This or That.
*Pencil or Pen? Pen, pencil rubs off after a few years
*Incubus or Green Day? Greenday because they remind me of The Clash *hey i'm going to change this to incubus, because i actually own incubus cds and i own no greenday.*
*Guitar or Drums? I go for guitarists rather than drummers
*Herpes or Syphillis? Herpes. Syphilis can make you go crazy.
*Fork, Spoon, or SPORK?! I say spoon. Like the band.
*Webcam or Your Mom? My mom is fucking awesome. She spends her time calling various repair men and ordering around housekeepers. She also plays obscene amounts of tennis five days a week. She owns multiple tennis uniforms, too. I know. Like I said, fucking awesome.
*Day or Night? night
*Candles or Incense? Incense because it's kindof sultry
*Shrooms or Acid? shrooms
*AOL or AIM? AIM because AOL is a conniving corporation
*Hot or Cold? Hot, clearly.
Random.
*Alli or Jess and why? JESS, obviously.
*What do you think of Tony? ( the guy on the banners ) I'd do him.
*What would you do if you met your favorite band EVER? I would act all sly and pretend to be writing an article about them so I could ask them tons of questions.
*Pick a band that you hate and explain why *IN DETAIL* I really hate Jessica Simpson, if she can be considered a band, which she can't. She's taking back women at least 50 years. She promotes the idea that it's okay to be obnoxiously stupid. And as a blonde, I really resent how she encourages the stereotype of "dumb blonde."
*Tell an embarrassing story.
One time I was hanging out with these boys I had just met. I was a bit tipsy, sitting in the passenger seat of the car Bill was driving. Bill had taken off his hat and placed it on the center consul. Suddenly, in mid sentence, out of nowhere, I turn to my left and BARF into Bill's hat and all over his pants.
He had to call someone and get a change of pants. We haven't spoken since, but recently I've started hanging out with people who know him, and when they find out my name is jennifer patterson they burst into laughter say "you're the one who barfed in Bill's hat?"
*Ever been to New York? Yes.
*If you could dye your hair any color, what color? dark brown
*Fuck me hard and nasty. Alright.
*Make me laugh. Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison
and drugs are really expensive in prison.
*What are you wearing? A white skirt and turquoise top that's painted on.
*What's your favorite possession? typewriter
*Ever met a band? What band? Yeah, g.love and special sauce, the gogz, and the interest kills. None of them are that famous. Or famous at all.
*Favorite concert EVER. G.love and special sauce may 2004.
*My pen is a pistola. Is this a threat? Threats kindof turn me on.
*My spoon is too big! Hey do you listen to Spoon?
*Do you like Coldplay? Yeah and I can't wait for gwenyth to dump him because I bet he'll put out a stellar album about the breakup.
*Promote us somewhere and give us a link. barefoot people.
Opinions. ( Be detailed or die. )
*What do you think of "scene kids"? scenesters are cool kids I guess. They intimidate me though. them and their sceney ways. I go to lots of shows, but I'm more of a mix-taper than a scenester.
*What do you think of self-mutilation//suicide? awful.
*What do you think of todays youth? I'm hopeful for the future because there seem to be a lot of young democrats and independents like myself that are competent enough to take over the world. Oh, that and our generation is way better looking than any other generation, ever.
*What do you think of racism? A problem that is hopefully on the decline.
*Pick one thing that means a lot to you and talk about it. Recycling is an extremely simple act that conserves more energy, material, and space than you would ever realize. I am appalled that the government hasn't implemented mandatory recycling in public schools and universities. For example, at the University of Texas the recycling is entirely student-run. It is actually a pretty simple system to set up. And when you think about how much waste we produce every day, from the water bottles we toss to the grocery bags and newspapers crammed in a trashcan… it's rather disturbing. I'm a huge recycling activist.
and now the pictures:
this is a shirt I sewed out of bandanas.
This is me and my lover, Garrett Dutton of G.Love and Special Sauce:
(this was taken just after we had sex. Lots and lots of sex)
me, frances, ellen, schultzie. I really only keep in touch with fran and schultzie though.
veena:
veena and i just got back from backpacking around europe forever, so we're basically the same person now.
This is my favorite uncle. His name is Bart.
This is my dad's band called The Retreads. They're a bunch of old men who play songs from the 60s.
my dad is the stud in the middle.
this is a sketch I drew of myself and my two boyfriends.
oh, wait, that's not me. And I don't have two boyfriends. Or even one. Pshhhh disappointing. Why did I even draw this?
*A picture of something random:
*A picture of something funny.. and I mean fucking funny.
