if some people believe we are made in god's image, and other people believe we are descended from monkeys, what if both sides are right and in actuality god is an orangutan?

Lohan!
You scored 57 Whore and 62 Jail-bait!

You are cheery, energetic and achievement oriented. You attract older men who drive Audi's and don't wear condoms because they've had vasectomies. You are a hard worker and you are proud of your accomplishments. You have jiggly cans.


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sometimes when it's raining outside, it makes you stop and think about people you used to see all the time and don't anymore.

oh, cousin larry from perfect strangers, we hardly knew ye.

i got home from work today, went to change my shirt, and as i took it off a dryer sheet fell to the floor. i've been walking around with a dryer sheet stuck in my shirt all day long.


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Your Taste in Music:

Alternative Rock: High Influence90's Alternative: Medium InfluenceAdult Alternative: Medium InfluenceProgressive Rock: Medium Influence80's Pop: Low Influence80's R&B: Low Influence80's Alternative: Low InfluencePhil Collins: Low InfluenceDance: Low InfluenceOld School Hip Hop: Low InfluencePunk: Low Influence

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You scored as Strong Egoism. Your life is very much guided by the concept of Egoism: You work primarily to promote your own interests.

“I swear by my life, and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.”

“I am not primarily an advocate of capitalism, but of egoism; and I am not ( Read more... )

yet another reason that i don't like green day, or at least their posing jack-ass of a drummer:

In the May 2005 issue of Q magazine (issue 226) the cover story on Green Day features a run in between Phil Selway and Tre Cool at 2004 Coachella on page 76 ( Read more... )

The Asinine Question Series *

3. If a cockroach can survive nuclear fallout, why can't it survive the bottom of my shoe, and why did nature deem this insect selectively resilient?

* The Asinine Question Series is a collection of daft queries which seek to find merely an answer, right or wrong, logical or illogical, seeing as how the ( Read more... )

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