☺ 001 - The Common Man

[steal_the_deal]

Y M J H T R R T S R F S K W T R M N X Q T K Y D U J W H M B N Q Q K N S I T Z W Y W T T U X B N Y M T Z Y F X J F W H M , M N X B N Q Q X M F Q Q K F Q Q M N X H F X Y Q J Y T T Y M J S B M F Y B N Q Q Y M J H T R R T S R F S I T ?

Ybt uqzx ybt nx YJS NS GFXJ KTZW. N'r KNSJ.

Comments

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[frenzied_ballad]

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4/4

[frenzied_ballad]

...You are problematic.

[bends_lightning]

And is that supposed to mean something?

[steal_the_deal]

Bmfy itjx ny rjfs yt DTZ?

[bends_lightning]

Hmm. I won't bother.

[edgy_edgey]

A riddle, or rather, a waste of time?

[steal_the_deal]

Dtz hfs xtqaj ymnx! Gjqnjaj ns rj bmt gjqnjajx ns dtz.

[edgy_edgey]

Dtz fwj f kttg.

[steal_the_deal]

And YOU, my friend, are a FOOL.

[onceahuman]

Can't we get like some kind of hint, or help? I want to try and find out what this means but...

[steal_the_deal]

Nk dtz mfaj yt fxp, dtz'qq sjajw pstb.

[onceahuman]

Oh, now I get it! That was kind of fun, actually.

[steal_the_deal]

Dtz IT, it dtz?

[standsonhands]

Did you break your hand?

[steal_the_deal]

St.

[standsonhands]

Bn kacm ea cnds uneguxke.

[steal_the_deal]

Dtz'wj ITNSL NY BWTSL.