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[stealing_is_fun]

Back. You'll see me soon enough.

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[stealing_is_fun]

Of course. I'm a new man.

[stealing_is_fun]

I adore your optimism

[scandalqueen]

What? How?

[stealing_is_fun]

Like this: I'm here, in school, and if you really wanted to find me, you could.

[scandalqueen]

I'm sorry, but I don't want to find you. Ever.

[stealing_is_fun]

...Why?

What the hell did I do to you?

[poison_infrench]

Excuse me?! Do you have permission? Nah, screw it, I'm going to check this out.

[stealing_is_fun]

You do that. Or, if you remain calm, you can meet me. But don't think you can toss me out again. It won't happen. I'm a good boy.

[poison_infrench]

I am calm, I'm just concerned you have no real right to be here, good boy or not. If you do, then I'll stand corrected.

[stealing_is_fun]

Why shouldn't I be here? This is a learning institution, and as I recall, I was a student at Hogwarts.

[thatglitters]

You have got to be kidding me.

[stealing_is_fun]

Something funny about it, Miss Carrow?

I have as much a right to an education and teenage delinquency as you do.

[academic_hobo]

Are you currently enrolled in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, or acting as a faculty member in any capacity?

[stealing_is_fun]

I never liked you, you're pompous, and arrogant, and you think you know what everyone and anything's about. Attempting to have a civil discussion of any kind with you is like having sex with a fat stripper: unpleasant, unfulfilling, degrading, and a real waste.

And to answer your question, yes, I attended this institution once. I'll be damned if I don't graduate from here as well.

[academic_hobo]

That isn't what I asked, and your opinions of me, while interesting, aren't relevant.

I asked if you were currently enrolled.

[stealing_is_fun]

Fuck enrollment. I'm here, aren't I?

Bitch.