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[stealing_is_fun]

To anyone who cares, I'm finally out of the hospital wing. Doing pretty well, though the nurse says I need to work on getting my balance back. Other than that, I'm feeling right as rain.

Comments

[scandalqueen]

What happened to you?

[stealing_is_fun]

Haven't you heard? Fucking hoofed behemoths. One minute I'm having a polite debate as to which constellation is the best, and all of a sudden one of those fucking ass-men plows right into me and starts gnawing on my face! It got so nasty even the other horsefuckers were getting nervous, so they pulled Ole Sparky off me and decided that was a good time to share that their pal may or may not have crossed paths with something rabid in the past week, and they weren't entirely sure, because they didn't want to ask him and offend him in the process. Goddamn centaurs.

How are you feeling, sweetheart?

[scandalqueen]

...And I'm expected to believe this?

Oh, like shit. Are you feeling any better, darling?

[stealing_is_fun]

Uh...yes, actually. That is why I shared it with you.

Great. The nurse gave me some Vicodin. Muggles make the best drugs...or did we come up with that one? I don't even really care. All I know is, I can't feel a thing, and it's bliss.

Re: Fletch

[stealing_is_fun]

I know, I know...

You're a doll. Get back to me when you can.

Re: Fletch

[stealing_is_fun]

You're all talk and you know it.

[nomudbloods]

Fletcher! The nurse says you ought to return her panties now!

[stealing_is_fun]

Ha, ha.

Why don't you go suck Severus off? You know you both want it.

[nomudbloods]

Snape still has one of those? I thought it fell off from disuse.

[stealing_is_fun]

You know, you're probably right.

Well, he can always use his nose. It's probably the bigger of the two anyway.