Where the mind wanders after rum & nog…

[stealing_is_fun]

So, maybe I'm just bored, but I was thinking…

Should I make a pornographic film with Bellatrix? I mean, there's just so much sexual tension, I think you can really wring out a few good scenes. Plus we're the two most perverted people in the school. Thoughts please.

*Cough* Maybe I should go easier on the rum and eggnog…

P.S.-We could call it

Comments

[stealing_is_fun]

*Makes obscene gesture, then points at Bella and self*

Mm…nog…

[stealing_is_fun]

Into your pants, fine…but the other one…well, just don't look down. *grins sheepishly as soon as Bella looks under skirt and finds Fletch*

[scandalqueen]

Sadly enough, I would laugh at a Porno with you and Bellatrix in it.

You have rum too!

[stealing_is_fun]

Laugh sexily. Aw, yeah.

The Nog rules all.

[scandalqueen]

That could be some serious comic relief going on there Fletcher.

Yes, the Nog does rule all.

[stealing_is_fun]

There is nothing funny about my man-sexy male reproductive organ. 'Cept when it tap-dances. *magicks penis to tap-dance*

[carpe_nctm333]

I think that that is a phenomenally bad idea.

((Woah, Fletcher got hot! Seth Green, yum.))

[stealing_is_fun]

I think you should keep your big nose out of it.

((Yeah, me and Seth get the lay-days.))

[carpe_nctm333]

Oh. An insult to my nose. You are frightfully original.

[stealing_is_fun]

Wait, wait, here's another: MINE'S BIGGER. I'll let it sink in…

[le_etoile_noire]

Hah! Oh Fletcher... you wish.

Honestly, if you want to live, I'd cut this idea right now.

((Good job! *rubs head* Now, step 2: Reply to the comments. Left to you. Yay! Want a treat? Good boy! :P Just kidding!!))

[stealing_is_fun]

Hey, I'm more than well equipped. Question is, how's Bella?

I live dangerously.

((Bitch. Just kidding. And yet…no, resist the urge! *slap* Sorry, I had to.))

[le_etoile_noire]

You're asking me how my sister is equipped? Did you miss the point where she's my SISTER? Sicko.

You live on the edge of dying, more like.

((I am a bitch but I brought you birthday cake, so shattup.))

[stealing_is_fun]

You're right, that was rude…how are YOU equipped?

Damn straight, honey.

((Muy rico pastel, senorita.))

[nomudbloods]

There are no words. *applause*

[stealing_is_fun]

Thank you, thank you. *cheering continues*