I'm in a special kind of mood, one that can only be soothed…*cue piano twiddling*…by a song…
*soft 40's Glenn Miller style music begins playing at a moderate tempo*
Believe me, I've known plenty of dames
And I remember every last name
But the one that stands out among all the rest
Belongs to a girl, I must confess…
*speeds up*
Though you may be slow
That adds to your glow
I love ya, Charlotte
Though you're a little clumsy
I'm kinda dumb, see?
We're a pair, you and me
Though sometimes you don't use your wits
I love you for your personality, your laugh, and your…eyes
*tempo is at insane speed*
OOOOOOOOOOOOH ME AND YOU KNOW HOW TO GET OUR KICKS
SHOW ME THAT SMILE AND I'LL SHOW YOU MY-*ow*
*Bella has taken it upon herself to pummel Fletch thoroughly*