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stealsluck

♏ THIEF: BE 8ORED AND ANNOY PEOPLE

Aug 30, 2011 10:53

[Voice]Okay, I give up. Listen up whoever is in charge, you have beaten me completely ( Read more... )

flarp, 8oredom!!!!!!!!, h8 this town, so ronrey, 8luh 8luh 8luh

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foretastes August 30 2011, 16:01:27 UTC

[after gently and lovingly I mean thoroughly and vigorously ignoring Vriska's phone call earlier in the day, Terezi has the distinct displeasure of happening to run into her outside her house.

WHY ARE THEY NEIGHBORS

gog must hate her or something.

so, Terezi's still blind, but she knows the sound of chalk scraping against something when she hears it, so she plops down next to whoever it is with a very wistful look on her face. needless to say, she's not expecting it to be Vriska.]

Where'd you get that? Can I have a piece? I'll trade you this. [Terezi digs around in her pocket and produces a cherry lollipop, holding it out.]

stealsluck August 30 2011, 16:08:55 UTC

[Vriska blinks at the sound of Terezi's voice and turns to stare at her. Why would she...

Ah, of course, she's blind. Doesn't have any idea who she's talking to. Its hard not to laugh, but Vriska resists.]

Sure! [She replies in the nicest voice she can manage and shoves a piece of chalk into Terezi's hand]

1/2 foretastes August 30 2011, 16:13:36 UTC

[Terezi smiles and tosses the lollipop over. MAN FUCK YOU VRISKA if she knew it was you she would throw it into your stupid dead eye.]

Hehehe, thanks!

[and of course she immediately shoves the chalk in her mouth.]

2/2 foretastes August 30 2011, 16:15:55 UTC

[of course, it tastes FUCKING TERRIBLE to her human tastebuds.

you...

you could almost say it tastes like... chalk.

BLUH!

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freakinblur August 30 2011, 17:28:45 UTC

Wait, what game involves hittin' people with mallets 'n' balls?

[If this existed he was pretty sure he'd have tried it by now.]

stealsluck August 30 2011, 19:02:16 UTC

Dunno! I've seen humans around here playing it. It has bright balls and mallets.

And weird plastic gates in the ground.

freakinblur August 30 2011, 23:36:48 UTC

Oh, that? That's um... croquet! And it's some kinda pansy-ass game. No one hits each other wit' mallets, or if they do then I really oughta take it up cuz then I'd be awesome at it.

stealsluck August 31 2011, 01:46:42 UTC

What's the point of mallets if you don't hit with them?

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[Action] likescats August 30 2011, 18:23:08 UTC

[Looking at not! daughters drawings.]

stealsluck August 30 2011, 19:02:55 UTC

Oh, it's you! Weird human lusus thing!

Not that you look very human, I figure it's a skin condition!!!!

likescats August 31 2011, 02:45:45 UTC

THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT HUMAN.

stealsluck August 31 2011, 22:39:50 UTC

Figured so, but I didn't want to be rude, so I made up that shit about a skin condition!!!!!

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[Action] bread_goes_bip August 30 2011, 22:54:53 UTC

There are cookies in the kitchen if you want them.

[Notices the drawing]

That looks like one of Karkat's people...

stealsluck August 31 2011, 01:46:13 UTC

...You know that pretentious idiot?

bread_goes_bip August 31 2011, 01:54:40 UTC

He lived here for a while. Was very confused about being human.

stealsluck August 31 2011, 22:40:29 UTC

Urgh, I'm in his old spot?

How fucking gross!!!!!!!!

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[Phone] notawhale August 30 2011, 23:28:09 UTC

[Oh, that sounds like that alien girl she saw in the car...]

You didn't notice the part where people drank milk and/or went crazy?

stealsluck August 31 2011, 01:45:41 UTC

I didn't drink that crap. Who wants to drink gross juices that come a big smelly animal?

notawhale August 31 2011, 03:59:36 UTC

In this case, probably no one, considering it was often something worse, like poison or razorblades.

However, houses that didn't drink ran the risk of being turned into murder dolls.

stealsluck August 31 2011, 23:05:26 UTC

Murder doll? What's that?

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