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[stealstruths]

Now that the investigation at the Cohdopian Embassy is all said and done - although I could've spent more time getting my hands on some of that brand new Jammin' Ninja swag they were selling there - I've decided to dedicate the time I've got now to forming my three-woman Yatagarasu!

How do I get around to finding suitable candidates, though? Maybe

Comments

[nothingsmells]

You want to make a crimefighting team filled with nothing but teenage girls?

[stealstruths]

Only three girls, including myself! And I guess if I absolutely needed to have a guy on my team, I would.

It'd just be less...complicated that way. I don't work very well with guys my age, either. They're still in that stage where girls are things to look at, not people to cooperate with; guys older than that won't do, since the majority would more than likely have reasons for joining that don't apply to truth and justice, if you get what I mean.

That, and I don't have a ton of female friends that share my love for crime-busting. It'd be nice if going out to investigate could be as normal as going out to a club, y'know?

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[nothingsmells]

...WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS IN JUNIOR HIGH?

Oh, all the wasted years!

2/2

[nothingsmells]

Still, if you're looking for teenaged girls, I know a guy who always has a ton around him for some reason or another.

[1/3]

[feymous]

....ohmigosh

[2/3]

[feymous]

Ohmigosh you saw her!!!

[3/3]

[feymous]

You're the first person to spot my impersonator Ayam!!!!!!

Re: [3/3]

[stealstruths]

Seriously?! That's so cool! You must be pretty important if you've got an impersonator, Miss...um, Maya? If I'm right in thinking that her name is yours backwards.

[knights_edge]

... Kay, nothing good can possibly come of such a combination.

[stealstruths]

Oh, don't talk like that, Mr. Edgeworth! At least give it a chance! It's not even set in stone yet.

[knights_edge]

The combination you named--nothing good can come of it. Do you know how many times you lot have collectively been accused of murder, kidnapped, or held hostage?

[ff92bbscience]

I do! If I triangulate the number of times we've all been involved in cases and multiply by our accusal rate, if you repeat the situation several times with good experimental design...

In recent history in LA, teenage girls have been kidnapped, accused of murder, or held hostage (counting cases only once where more than one happened) seven times, with a margin of error of two kidnappings/accusations/hostage situations either way.

That's not actually that bad, scientifically speaking, when you take into account how many cases there have been in LA in recent years! Besides, we always get off or saved in the end, so...

[princess_paups]

Ummm...I'm still not really sure what a Yatagarasu does...but am I disqualified if I'm only going to be a "teenager" for a little while longer...?

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[stealstruths]

The Yatagarasu works to discover the truth and stop crime in its tracks! Through teamwork and perseverance, among other things.

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[stealstruths]

Aww, that's totally fine! Everyone grows up, after all! I just don't want women in their late twenties or early thirties participating. There's an undeniable generation gap there, no matter how small.

Does that mean that you would be interested in joining, Miss Paups?

[princess_paups]

But if Yatagarasu is about stopping crime...I should be disqualified again because I'm already in prison!

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[trucythegreat]

You used lots of bigwords but I got that your making a team...

2/4 (ha I lied the first time)

[trucythegreat]

...I wanna be on a team! Im a really good magician!

3/4

[trucythegreat]

...I jsut cant maek things disappear yet...

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[trucythegreat]

BUt i will!