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[stealyourdigits]

I'm Mike and I'm ambidextrous, have perfect pitch, and a photographic memory. I can read the future and the laws of nature don't apply to me. I am God. Worship me.

Comments

[kate_ickles]

Are you high?

[xpinkpunkduckx]

HAHA i love the above comment! hah

mikey youre so weird....you might not be god but you sure are a PIMP so i think most girls already do worship you...why they worship you i dont know? :-/ hah cya later borkland.

[lifeasadoll]

Do fish swim?

Psst Mike today was good. Deflate your ego. <3

[kate_ickles]

Ha ha ha, it was a joke....

[mccoleslaw]

uhm, we're not worthy?

[nelfewchelfurch]

It's about time people are worshiping someone as cool as you

[shibidy]

Shut it kid. Everyone already knows im God. Sheesh, get with it.

[stealyourdigits]

hahahaha i didn't post this and i have no idea who did

[kate_ickles]

YOU FUCKING LIE MIKE BORKLAND!!