An open letter to straight people I meet at straight bars.

[stebo]

I am not a celebrity, a landmark, nor an abnormally large fish. I am a man. Please don't take souvenir snapshots of your husband with his arm around me batting his eyelashes like a silent-screen actress. It's offensive. And I'm not photogenic

Comments

[criminalasylum]

Best rant ever. Thank you.

[mike_hawk]

Haha, this post was awesome. :D

[310]

hayy!

[aikiariyen]

Is it bad your rant made me giggle?

[_stasha]

omg you should post this everywhere.

[_stasha]

By the way come to Friends on Ponce and play pool with me. I'm trying to learn too but suck really bad.

[stebo]

I've never been there before, but it sounds like it'd be fun :) I suck pretty bad. I try to watch them play pool on ESPN sometimes (when I unblock the channel), and see how they do... but in all honesty, I'm just awful.