Mar 26, 2009 22:44
I think it's about time we remind our highly acclaimed staff exactly what they're here to do.
In case any of you are to ignorant to realize, you work for St. Edelweiss Institution for the Insane, and as such, you represent this business, and everything that you do reflects upon the institution as a whole.
We expect each of you to act with a certain degree of professionalism. Not just because this is a hospital, but also because reputation is everything, and we won't tolerate the good name of St. Edelweiss being sullied.
Dr. Orochimaru, your actions reflect poorly upon the community, and to make matters worse, from a legal standpoint, you've become a liability. Eric Cartman is not your assistant, and even then it is not your place, or any employees place to threaten the safety of another person.
Thus, I have diagnosed you with malignant narcissism and megalomania, and such deem you unfit for a position among this institution's ranks. Security will arrive shortly to escort you to your new cell, and I'd appreciate it if you didn't make any attempts to resist.
As for the rest of the employees here, I hope that you'll remember that the reputation of this institution is the highest priority. Each of you are expendable, and will be relieved from duty should you become a danger to the institution's integrity.
*npc - doctors