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Oct 05, 2009 19:41

[ there's a slight tapping sound against the intercom, as if someone is testing it; a hushed voice follows ] ... What a piece of shit. They expect me to use this?

[ quickly, without missing a beat, a faux-friendly tone replaces the previous ]

Ah, hello and good morning, patients and staff of St. Edelweiss. I will be your newest addition to hospital security. You may call me Vava. Charmed, I'm sure. I'm rather looking forward to meeting you all.

[ his voice lowers; smirk evident in his words ]

I trust that you all will be on your best behavior, right? I may be new, but I'm not inexperienced when it comes to... discipline. I've heard some horror stories from my fellow staff members. I'm not going to tolerate such rash actions. Anyone who acts out? Well...

[ grim laugh ]

Let's just say... I'll be more than happy to set you on the right path again.

[ his voice quickly returns to that fake amicable-sound, a far more relaxed chuckle heading it off ]

But, I'm sure that won't happen, right? Everyone just needs to play it nice and we won't have any issues.

[ a twinge of disgust follows, laced over the kindness in his words ]

Have a wonderful day, now, yes?

† vava

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